WHAT IF, in the not too distant future, U.S. intelligence revealed that Scandinavian terrorists were planning a 9/11-magnitude attack against America? That 20 longhaired blonde women were about to go on a rampage?
WHAT IF President Donald Trump’s preemptive response incorporated many of Ann Coulter’s anti-Muslim intolerant notions into his likeminded foreign policy?
THEN he’d likely…
FIRST: attack Scandinavian nations, take out their leadership and dye all blonde females’ hair brown.
NEXT: confine all blonde American females in barbed wired, guard-towered concentration camps.
Hmmm… I wonder… would Coulter cozy up to that?
Oops… almost forgot… she’s a longhaired blonde!