99 Word Blog (#035) A Hypothetical Scenario



WHAT IF, in the not too distant future, U.S. intelligence revealed that Scandinavian terrorists were planning a 9/11-magnitude attack against America? That 20 longhaired blonde women were about to go on a rampage?

WHAT IF President Donald Trump’s preemptive response incorporated many of Ann Coulter’s anti-Muslim intolerant notions into his likeminded foreign policy?

THEN he’d likely…

FIRST: attack Scandinavian nations, take out their leadership and dye all blonde females’ hair brown.

NEXT: confine all blonde American females in barbed wired, guard-towered concentration camps.

Hmmm… I wonder… would Coulter cozy up to that?

Oops… almost forgot… she’s a longhaired blonde!