Guess Who (99 Word Blog #071)

Once upon a time there lived a small, closed-minded boy. Although fully aware he’d soon be expected to pass the most arduous tests he’d ever been confronted with, he flipped off dozens of brilliant, worldly tutors, who were all eager to share their wealth of wisdom.

Rather than study, he squandered his time. He morphed into a hypercritical, bleary-eyed zombie, who binged watched late night TV… ceaselessly vented his psychotic outrage in cyberspace over trifling matters… staggered aimlessly about his homeland ISO the adulation of likeminded, mindless folks.

Come the day of the tests he flunked out.

The End.