Speed Vetting Cabinet Appointees (99 Word Blog #080)

 

Let’s unearth underhanded Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s recommended, detailed, step-by-step vetting process… i.e. how he and his archconservative, unscrupulous cronies will ensure that each and every one of the incoming admin’s corrupt, cabinet appointees are as unethical (if not more so) than they are.

Step 1. Procure a little, handheld dentist’s mirror.

Step 2. Position mirror under each applicant’s nose.

Step 3. Count to 10.

McConnell’s miscreants will rubberstamp ALL appointees who can fog up the mirror. BTW, applicants who melt down the mirror will so downright MOVE these renegade righties they’ll lose control of their sphincters and…

 

 

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