The outcome to this limerick’s story, while plausible, is purely speculative and fake news. However its underlying facts, which had served as my inspiration, are proof positive that truth can oft be stranger than fiction.
A solar paneled Wall is Grump’s new goal?
Volts generated to build it, bankroll?
“A pipe dream!” yelp maligners?
“Wouldn’t that revolt the miners?”
“Spur them to protest, peg YUGE lumps of coal?”