Warped Wayne’s World (One Quick Limerick #040)

WARNING: Normally my limericks are not so graphic. While I apologize, in advance, to my more sensitive readers, I think we can all agree that gun violence and the flat-out refusal of the powers-that-be to end it, are the far bigger obscenities here.

 

Wayne LaPierre is a dickhead, dense simp,
Far less evolved than the average chimp,
Ryan, McConnell and Trump,
Suck up to him, kiss his rump,
In Warped Wayne’s World, he’s their psychotic pimp!

 

Cast of Disreputable Characters:

Line One: National Rifle Association (NRA) Executive VP Wayne LaPierre Jr.

Line Three: (Reading from L to R) U.S. Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (who speaks only on behalf of gun nuts), U.S. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (who only “dances” with LaPierre… i.e., only follows Wayne’s lead) and the so-called POTUS (who, in his high capacity of being the epitome of depravity, amorality and stupidity, can only lead America down the path to flat-out, societal ruin).

 

Related Bonus Limerick…

It may seem odd… but… in Warped Wayne’s World, there’s a sicko symbiotic relationship. Yep, it’s entirely possible for terrorist LaPierre to act in a dual (duel?) role… i.e. be both pimp and john. In his former role his “girls” are scared to death that he’ll beat them up politically should they ever fail to follow each and every one of his barked out orders… commands designed solely to satisfy that sociopath’s insatiable bloodlust. Yet, in his latter role, Wayne is akin to the sexual addict who pisses away billions of bucks while habitually frequenting his political whores.

 

Meet the political whores: Don, Paul, Mitch,
Wayne LaPierre: “john” and son of a bitch,
Those working “girls” turn the trick,
Suck on the NRA dick,
Wayne unloads wads of cash, makes his “girls” rich!

 

Setting all verses aside for a moment…

My heartfelt condolences to all of the surviving families and friends of each and every innocent, gun violence victim… all across gun-sick America and throughout our savage, terrorized world. To all the innocent folks who’ve been wounded… wherever you now try to piece your lives back together… you have my best wishes for the speediest, most complete recovery possible.

 

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Properly Honoring The Troops (One Quick Limerick #039)

 

Charade parade the vain “president” gets,
Will waste tax dollars, add to nation’s debts,
His flawed priorities rotten,
Will further harm the forgotten,
Our jobless, homeless, disabled war vets!

 

In other words…

The best way to honor our military personnel would be to FIRST nix any plans for a roll-out-the-tanks type parade and NEXT divert those saved tax dollars ($50 MILLION) to fund pay raises for active servicewomen and servicemen. LASTLY… once they’re out of the service… elevate our veterans’ standard of living / ensure them a quality of life befitting the hero status they have earned. For those who wound up making the ultimate sacrifice, their surviving spouses and dependent children should also be guaranteed similar treatment.

If and when a parade eventually occurs, we must never prioritize the glorification of the tanks, rocket launchers, missiles and other WMD at the expense of these brave soldiers. They must never wind up being the so-called prez’s political props, either. Instead, this should be a heartfelt event where we prominently and respectfully present our uniformed servicewomen and servicemen… marching by in formation if they’re still able… riding by in vehicles if they’re not.

 

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How Do You Like Them Apples? (One Quick Limerick #038)

 

The roll out the tanks type parade “prez” endorses,
Would needlessly squander tax dollars / resources,
But there’d be comic relief,
If faux commander-in-chief,
Would march and/or goose step behind well fed horses! *

 

*What military parade would be complete sans a nod to it’s history… i.e., the days of yore U.S. Cavalry? And what parade featuring horses would end up sans the inevitable “road apples”?… as defined HERE for the benefit of my citified readers.

 

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