Hmm… what would he have wanted on his tombstone?

 

We must come up with a suitable epitaph for the world’s 11th-richest person, who had amassed a hefty $50.5 billion prior to “buying the farm” earlier today. Seeing how… far too frequently… he had prioritized the political right over the principled right… check this out…

 

David Hamilton Koch

Born: May 3, 1940
Died: August 23, 2019

He couldn’t take it with him,
But that’s just as well,
C-Notes ain’t fireproof,
They’d have burnt up in Hell!