Here’s the poop re a cheesy, cheesed off, chowin’ on a cheese burger king.
Tuff to say which is worse; his chubby body or body of knowledge so full of
holes that his “noodle” resembles a chunk of Swiss cheese. The poor chap
actually believes the Moon is made of green cheese! As for Earthly matters
he can’t tell the diff ‘tween chalk and cheese; in re his below the belt woes,
when he ain’t chasing after cheesecake models, he’ll often cut the cheese!