Fortune Cookie Blog (Cheesy Issues)

 

Here’s the poop re a cheesy, cheesed off, chowin’ on a cheese burger king.
Tuff to say which is worse; his chubby body or body of knowledge so full of
holes that his “noodle” resembles a chunk of Swiss cheese. The poor chap
actually believes the Moon is made of green cheese! As for Earthly matters
he can’t tell the diff ‘tween chalk and cheese; in re his below the belt woes,
when he ain’t chasing after cheesecake models, he’ll often cut the cheese!

 

 

 

 

 

Fortune Cookie Blog (holiday wisdom)

 

Halloween revelers, who venture forth, recklessly, into the night
won’t stand a ghost of a chance at seeing tomorrow’s dawn. To
keep all the fun spirited and lively, do keep everything safe, too!

 

 

 

 

 

SoundTrack to a Spooky Saga ~ Bonus Vid of the Day

Somewhere within our world… at some point within the upcoming dead-of-the-night hours… there’ll exist the gusty, gale driven lightning flashes and thunder crashes that’ll further enhance Midnight Syndicate’s spooky track Darkness Descends.

However… even if our skies prove starlit, we mustn’t be lulled into any false sense of security. No… you see… this night’s ol’ Devil Moon… it’s waxing sliver… shall not significantly illuminate our perilous, winding wilderness path to nowhere…

At times, such as this, we must exercise due diligence… watch our backs and steps. The mere offhand whisper… the telltale kicked pebble or snap of a twig… could alert any and all nearby sorcerers, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, goblins and demons… perchance the Grim Reaper… maybe even Satan, himself… to our presence.

So my travel companions… do we now venture forth to discover who and what may await us? All that may or may not be enshrouded by the misty cloak of dank darkness? Let’s find out… shall we?

Follow closely… ever so closely… as we silently slip deeper and deeper into the vast unknown of the supernatural world…

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Bewitching Spell ~ Vid of the Day (Halloween Edition)

To fully attest to the relevance of our Vid of the Day’s bewitching, musical selection, I have the distinct honor of introducing Fleetwood Mac’s chanteuse, Ms. Stevie Nicks, who, in turn, will now introduce us to Rhiannon

“This song’s about an old Welsh witch.”

Considering Nicks’ artistry… her performance’s sheer, theatrical intensity… we can all expect to easily fall under her musical, mystical, magical spell…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fortune Cookie Blog (Trick or Treat?)

 

Halloween can serve as metaphor; namely, never get tricked by sovereigns,
who emulate sorcerers, demons, ogres, zombies, vampires and werewolves.
To not heed this warning could result in their casting evil spells and utilizing
their razor sharp talons and fangs. To treat themselves they’d [1] spirit away
our sweet freedom, [2] drain our brains of decency, [3] tear asunder our cul-
tural/ethnic diversity, [4] suck our will to live, [5] spook us into subservience.