Check out this rather off the beaten path mnemonic tour of the local solar system. The Mercurial man, who has ice water coursing through his Venous system, does have a d-Earth of patience. Nevertheless, he knows that to be a two-termer (or more) he must Mars-hal his bigoted, toady, underling enablers and like-minded voter base (btw they are all Ass-teroids). Yet, he’s feeling down on his luck, so he hopes his Juju-pewter metallic fetish / charm will have the magical powers to do the trick. And speaking of tricks, he’s now feeling lust, so he extramaritally flings with a Slattern. Feeling a bit slothful, too, he has heard that to sit on Uranus is how to perfectly deal with this situation. Well that’s how he “sings” his iNept-tune. Hmm, it does seem like Vladimir Pluto-in is somehow missing. Is that even possible?