The Chri$tma$ $ell-ebration $tart$… (Vid of the Day)

Black Friday

Retailer$’ eyeball$, with dollar $ign$ Fla$hing,
On Chri$tma$ $pirit, they’ll be Ca$hing,
The True Meaning, they’ll be Tra$hing,
Here’$ Tom Lehrer’$ cen$ure, hear him Ba$hing!