Donny & Jay Can’t Beat the Rap / Notorious B.I.G.’s Rap

‘If you don’t know, now you know.”

Jay Sekulow, who is one of Donald J. Trump’s shameless mouthpieces at the Senate Impeachment Trial, appeared to be mystified when he asked, “Why are we here?”

Of course, what else can poor Jay do but feign ignorance? Theatrics is his only defense tool… i.e. seeing how [1] he could never, possibly, muster a legitimate, cogent refutation of the spot-on, damning Articles of Impeachment and [2] his client doesn’t even realize it when he’s constantly, publicly incriminating himself.

We must commend the House Impeachment Manager Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) for even entertaining the notion that Sekulow could actually be akin to a genuinely mystified toddler, who so desperately needs to be spoon-fed the following facts…

Just in case this YouTube clip ever “vanishes”, let’s back that up in text form, too…

“We are here, sir, because President Trump pressured a foreign government to target an American citizen for political and personal gain. We are here, sir, because President Trump solicited foreign interference in the 2020 election and corrupted our democracy. We are here, sir, because President Trump withheld $391 million in military aid from a vulnerable Ukraine; without justification; in a manner that has been deemed unlawful. We are here, sir, because President Donald Trump elevated his personal, political interests and subordinated the national security interests of the United States of America. We are here, sir, because President Trump corruptly abused his power and then he tried to cover it up. And we are here, sir, to follow the facts, apply the law, be guided by the Constitution, and present the truth to the American people. That is why we are here, Mr. Sekulow. And ‘if you don’t know, now you know.’”

Jeffries’ closing line quotes Notorious B.I.G.’s (NSFW) rap from his 1994 hit, Juicy.