Trekian Lysol™ and UV Light?


Lysol™ spokesperson, UK’s Reckitt Benckiser… duly alarmed by Donald J. Trump’s trumpeting of life-threatening claptrap on worldwide TV… deemed it PRIORITY #1 to issue this Disclaimer to NBC news…

“As a global leader in health and hygiene products, we must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route). As with all products, our disinfectant and hygiene products should only be used as intended and in line with usage guidelines. Please read the label and safety information.”

My Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only and in absolutely no way… REPEAT… IN ABSOLUTELY NO WAY is intended to validate the BIZARRE and DEADLY therapies, which Quack Dr. Donny has been huckstering. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING he’s been “prescribing” will cure anyone of COVID-19… unless CERTAIN DEATH is your idea of a cure.

My Excuse: Being in social isolation mode… just like you… I have had too much time on my hands. We can blame this blog on Trump and other inept leaders’ monumental mismanagement of a mindless microbe, which caused Coronavirus to go pandemic… to biologically debilitate / decimate humanity and economically devastate an entire global economy.

That Duly Noted: Let’s all take a look-see at how Kirk, Spock and Bones manage the 23rd Century’s mindless microbes and malevolent macrobes…


Episode Title ~ Miri: The storyline features Kirk and crew discovering / surveying a planet, which is Earth’s nearly identical twin. The major diff… on this “Earth”, Quacks had deliberately unleashed a series of contagions, bio-engineered to sicken and strengthen the entire adult populace. The “side effect” was supposed to prolong life so everyone would achieve near immortality. The unintended consequences: Nearly immediate death of all adults and impending death for the surviving, temporarily “immortal” kiddies. Yep, in their world, puberty literally is to die for! Kirk and the landing party wind up infected and opt to self-quarantine on the planet, while Dr. McCoy races the Grim Reaper’s clock to discover the cure.

Episode Title ~ Operation Annihilate! This storyline (all clips below) finds Kirk and crew warping towards the planet Deneva to discover why one of their colonists had kamikazed his spacecraft into their sun. The landing party soon discovers countless pancake shaped, malevolent, intelligent macrobes, and once one of them attaches itself to Spock’s upper back, they also ascertain the alien MO… i.e., how they sting to invade the victim’s body and, once inside, their tendrils intertwine throughout the nervous system. This renders victims little more than puppets who, must follow these invaders’ marching orders or else face down excruciating pain. Once again, Dr. McCoy and the entire Enterprise medical staff works overtime ISO the cure… with Kirk, eventually, applying his own deductive reasoning to resolve this conundrum.