Dumb Donald’s Drill

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From 1973 – 82, long before the Real Donald became a household (four-letter) word, we found the clever (perhaps even clairvoyant) Match Game writers submitting oodles of Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences… situations such as…

“Dumb Donald is so dumb, he went exploring
for gas by drilling in a __________.”

• So, where, pray tell, does the clairvoyance enter the picture?
• Just how does Dumb Donald’s world collide with the Real Donald’s?

Glad you asked. To get serious for a moment…

As we know, the climate change / global warming denier Real Donald (who withdrew the U.S. from the Paris climate accord on 06/01/17), oft speaks heatedly and oxymoronically about his beloved clean coal. He also expresses his burning desire to preserve the infernal, internal combustion engine and professes his undying love for Big Oil corps (corpses?). Consequently, that small-minded, small handed, shortsighted fool has been hellbent on firing up that untenable “Drill Baby Drill” attitude. The resultant runaway greenhouse effect, will cause an uninhabitable, Hell on Earth by… probably long before… 2050.

In a more lighthearted vein…

Celeb panelists Charles Nelson Reilly and Elaine Joyce also exhibit a bit of prescience by tapping into gas of the intestinal variety. It’s almost as if they had foreseen the Real Donald’s (mere days ago) Oval Office photo op where the grinning doofus huckstered Goya™ products.

 

So… let’s now clear the air a bit by discovering how many celebs Gene’s contestant, Robin, matches…

 

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