From 1973 – 82, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever / clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.
However, having channeled nearly 50 Dumb Donald clips since 10/04/19, I’ve nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply. Ergo, it’s now incumbent upon me to breathe new life into this concept.
My belief that establishing head-to-head matches with those above-mentioned bygone, dearly departed Match Game souls are vital to my success, I’ve been simulating, semi-serious seances. And, lo and behold, this graying, old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone. Indeed, the entity within is now surfacing… everything is spinning… just like this…
Welcome to Match Game 20-20. I’m your new host, M.C. Grayburn. Our new rules are EZ. Each contestant has one chance to correctly match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. You’ll be playing for a priceless grand prize… the proof that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the odious Orange Man’s Kool-Aid™.
Even if you don’t match, should your responses prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely) you can still win by posting your witty/wise alternatives in the comment section! That duly noted, let’s play Match Game 20-20!
Grayburn: Conspiring, conceited, conman
Dumb Real Donald is soooooo dumb…
Audience: How dumb is he?
Grayburn: he wrongfully deems the U.S. Constitution ____________.
As we click playback to start the “think music”, you’ll have 66 seconds to figure out your responses… and no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular partition!!!
Conspiring, conceited, conman Dumb Real Donald is so dumb,
he wrongfully deems the U.S. Constitution ____________.
My thanks to all who showed up to play today! M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20! Good-Bye and be sure to…
Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!