Once upon a time, in a once great nation, there dwelt the soliciting
reelection weirdo, who opted to run on the odd campaign promise:
“Once I royally muck up your lives, you’ll have nothing left to lose!”
Voters assumed he was only joking. He was not! He won! The End!
Moral: Humorless politicos can still make us the butt of their jokes!
Obiter Dictum: Stay safe at home! Publicly mask up! Stay Healthy!!!