Postcard Parable (Junk)

 

Once upon a time, there lived an old, crotchety, junk food scarfing,
praise junkie, who publicly boasted/obsessed about his puny “junk”!
He pissed away tax dollars to go on frivolous junkets, too! The End!
Moral: Make damned sure to never, ever empower a junkyard dawg!
Obiter Dictum: Stay Healthy! Stay Safe At Home! Mask Up In Public!