Consider the creature, so amoral and small
No preacher and teacher can reach him at all
He’ll grab at his Sharpie to redraw and scrawl,
His garbled amendments: ill-conceived overhaul
How odd that the “expert” at building “The Wall”
Could not contain COVID, per clear-cut protocol
Teched Tweets title self-portrait: The Tyke Prone To Bawl
Stump speech bleats invite, incite his freak fans to brawl
Both impudence and imprudence fuel his gall
Immaturity and impurity cause bad boy to stall
Our ballot box ouster, dethroned that oddball
Yet, to get him to scram, might prove order tall
To remain in high spirits, try high proof alcohol
Let’s hoist mugs to roast him; his flaws, faults, folderol!
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Stay Safe at Home!