Regrettably, we’ve all had little choice but to learn about Donald J. Trump’s DIY Corona-V Pandemic. What follows is Donny’s Glossary. Perhaps, as a Warning to Humanity, i.e., to never allow anything like this to ever happen again, we need to formally update our lexicons, too?
Bandemic: describes xenophobic Trump’s flurry of Executive Orders, for the express purpose of unfairly targeting Muslim nations; i.e., his trotting out bad policy to wrongfully tell good people to keep out of the U.S.
Fandemic: describes the legions of toxic Trump’s mindless minions who, on his behalf, have diseased the soul of an entire nation; namely, his suck-up White House underlings, sycophantic U.S. Senators / Representatives / Judges, toady TV talking head propaganda ministers, demented voter devotees, et al.
Glanddemic: describes the magnitude of Trump’s testosterone turbocharged “grabbing” habits.
Granddemic: describes the self-proclaimed stable genius, Trump; i.e., his delusions of grandeur and penchant for self-aggrandizement.
Handdemic: See Glanddemic, above.
Klandemic: describes Klansman Trump and, by and large, nearly all of his suck-up White House underlings, sycophantic U.S. Senators / Representatives / Judges, toady TV talking head propaganda ministers, demented devotee voters, et al.
Mandemic: describes all the bad little boys (of all ages), nationwide / worldwide, who have wrongfully elevated Dumb Donald as their role model. See Glanddemic, above, too.
Plandemic: describes genocidal maniac / sociopath Trump’s wretched machinations to “achieve” COVID-19 herd immunity; i.e. by heartlessly slaughtering / needlessly sacrificing untold millions of Americans.
To all who read this post: If you have any other “demic” words that you’d like to add to Donny’s Glossary, please post them in the comment section.
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