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Back in the 1990s, my homeland’s ideologue Republicans, moonlighting / gaslighting as InFerior Decorators, had fabricated a window dressing political platform and promptly dubbed it The Contract With America.
Just how inFerior / rickety was it?
Well, to paraphrase journalist Major Garrett, it was all akin to opportunistic Republicans challenging the gullible American electorate to a few rounds of metaphorical miniature golf. And, it wasn’t long after this dim, diminutive platform collapsed than the easily duped discovered it had been little more a Republican diversionary tactic akin to a sand trap filled with quicksand; where liberty, truth, justice and ethics go to die.
In other words, average Janes and Joes failed to realize they had been buying into rightwing leadership that was (and forever shall be?) akin to the leader board glutted with the names of unprofessional golfers; tired white men playas, who could do little more than reduce America’s Links to a golf course that’s been utterly obliterated; wrecked beyond repair by Grand Canyon deep divots; with nary the possibility of an ideological mulligan / do-over. Hell, such Republicans rarely, if ever, can get ANYTHING right; not even after a second stroke; let alone the third, fourth, fifth… well… you get the idea.
Of late, unprofessional golfer and XXX prez Donald J. Trump has been toying with the notion of concocting his own Contract With America mulligan. Seeing how he doth not possess even the slightest inkling of a cogent, good intentioned thought, zero doubt, his new contract / plot has already been ghostwritten by a Republican flunky or two, or three, or four, or five… well… you get the idea.
Now, owing to Trump being a certifiable narcissist and would-be fascist / organized crime don / thug / hoodlum, were he able to muster a moment of truth in advertising, he might even manage to..
Rebrand that bygone Contract WITH America as
Don Trump / Corleone’s Contract ON America.
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CommonSenseTom 