The Put Up or Shut Up Act of ’21

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Listen up you arrogant, saber rattling, chicken hawk, chickenshit, hyper-partisan, hot air breathing firebrands, (f)lawmakers and broadcasting blow holes!

IF your perfect 20/20 hindsight has been triggering your opposition to wheeler / dealer Donald J. Trump’s Afghanistan Exit Strategy (seen to fruition by President Joe Biden); IF you flat-out insist that American troops get redeployed, STAT; i.e., to restage that till the end of time, no-win, godforsaken war, THEN YOU go fight it!

Working towards that end…

Just to indulge you cannibals; to sate your ravenous hunger for human entrails; quench your insatiable thirst for human blood, I propose the following legislation, which I’m certain you pseudo-patriot, flag humpers will support TWO TRILLION PERCENT. It is with you in mind that we name this law, too. Check this out!

The Put Up or Shut Up Act of ’21

And, I’m reasonably confident, too, that Biden would promptly sign on the dotted line to make it the law of the land!

This law, stated unambiguously…

America will hereby draft and deploy, wherever needed, all able-bodied, age 18+, warmongering pundits and politicians; as well as each and every able-bodied, age 18+ warmongering member of their families.

Acting Senator CommonSenseTom • August 23, 2021

I can already sense your exhilaration; so much so, that you’ve already started packing your bags, updating your wills and pre-planning your own funerals! As they say in show biz, “Break a leg!”

Listen up re my pre-battle pep talk, too. The time is ripe for you guys to put up or shut up! IF your battlefield bite equals your bluster’s bark, the Taliban won’t stand a chance. Of course, that IS a BIG IF!

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