Underreported Symptoms Abound

The Pandemic’s Side Effects

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Vac sucks (‘cause it won’t suck); it’s on the blink
Cleaning products run low; this can lead to gross stink
Water tap needs new washer; it drips plink-plink-plink
Spent water drains slowly; out from kitchen sink

Printer’s dead in the water; needs new cart; yellow ink
Reebok’s two duct taped soles; guard “dogs” from the drink
Car’s muffler will conk out; its breach on the brink
Router gremlins cut off; the world wide web link

My emotional armour; lays bare growing chink
What breakdowns are looming; within mere eye’s wink?
Yet, on my shoestring budget; there’s no bread for a shrink
Might Dr. Pepper charge less? I’ll call “him”, I think?

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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