The King Don Dingdong Dynasty

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Let’s talk about a 75-year-old, ex-prez, whose concept of a strenuous physical workout only involves muscles that grasp kitchen cutlery, hoist grub from plate to pie hole and facilitate mastication.

To him the “Breakfast of Champions” focuses, heavily, on fast food; notoriously low in essential nutrients; overloaded with sodium, sugars, saturated fats and found-nowhere-in-nature, nasty chemicals. Ditto that rundown re his lunches, suppers and between meal snacks.

While ordinary people would wind up sickened by hypertension, diabetes and cancer, check out one clinical and two cynical theories that could account for his seemingly unscathed condition…

  • Wonder drugs and medical miracles ONLY available to elitists.
  • His toxic personality nearly scares the Grim Reaper to Death.
  • St. Pete & Old Scratch bar him from their gated communities.

Of course, the human body can only take so much abuse.

Consequently, Donald J. Trump Sr’s morbidly obese, heavily toxified, eventual 100-year-old body will give up the ghost (circa 2046). At that point, the newly installed “prez”, Donald J. Trump Jr. (a.k.a. King Donald II) will wind up bouncing off the walls giddy; be on hand to welcome the pulling up the White House driveway meat wagon (its main mission to whisk Dear Ol’ Dead Daddy off to the morgue).

Hmm, I’m sensing sudden reader protestations…

  • 2046? What about term limits? How’d King Donald II even be possible?

Easy-as-pie to explain such prognostications…

  • No Trump would ever preserve, protect & defend the U.S. Constitution.

As much as that odious, fascistic, King Don Dingdong Dynasty would stink to high heaven, it’s the “what’s next” aspect where the stench intensifies. Two stateside protocols to honor dead dignitaries best illustrate the incongruity.

  • The American Flag gets lowered to half staff on flagpoles, nationwide.
  • The body of the deceased is to lie in state in the U.S. Capitol rotunda.

These stipulations, as currently written, could not possibly honor dishonorable Donald J. Trump, who…

  • prefers the Confederacy’s Stars & Bars to America’s Stars and Stripes.
  • on January 6, 2021, ordered his private army to attack the U.S. Capitol!

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