Dr. B.M. Makes His Rounds?

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I could not help but notice how, early this a.m., Dr. B.M. (a.k.a. Steven Gundry) is once again making his sponsoring rounds; grossing out all who post and/or read content on most freebie WP sites.

BTW, if his advert fails to appear, immediately, refresh your screen till it does? Uh, actually, don’t bother. Just trust me / take my word for it.

Step right this way, folks, for the description of his decidedly icky visual, which kinda / sorta looks like a hand dipping into / sloshing around used, Brown #2 dyed, toilet water; while he tastelessly trots out his following “promise”…

“This Simple Trick Empties Almost Immediately Your Bowels Every Morning”

Steven Gundry

Now, seeing how the pandemic has made for tough times, all over, might it be taking its toll on Dr. B.M.’s biz, too? After all…

  • We, of the critical thinker demographic, need neither his methods nor meds; i.e., seeing how we’ve been easily emptying our bowels throughout Donald J. Trump’s entire four-year-too-long, scary reign of terror; finding our quality toilet time going down, even easier, ever since his January 6, 2021 (fortunately failed) coup d’état.
  • Dr. B.M. probably can’t even count on any of Trump’s brown-noser insurrectionists becoming paying customers, either. Consider how, with the greatest of ease, they were able to take dumps and smear / track their fecal matter all over the U.S. Capitol.
  • Donny himself would have no need, either. As a malignant narcissist, he wouldn’t have the heart to part with any of his own, precious poop.
  • Even Dr. B.M., himself, won’t be taking his own medicine. NOPE, not when the very thought of a faltering biz has gotta scare him $#!+less.

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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