Exposing the perfect crime…

…won’t be happening, here, on this day or, for that matter, any day soon. Or, maybe, EVER.

Why not? Well, for starters, I am not criminally inclined; never have been; never will be.

Beyond that…

The guilty perpetrating parties are, indeed, a tight-lipped lot. They’re keenly aware that were they to tell-all, that’d automatically mean their crime(s) would no longer be perfect.

By-the-by… my apologies for the clickbait, but, of late, things have been so quiet around this site… hmm… how should I put this?

I can practically hear my skin cells sloughing off (uh… j/k… but not by much). In other words, in actuality, it’s my backyard’s crickets that have been “singing” center stage; i.e. are the only sound in town.

Anyway… while the mites might go gaga re the byproduct from that skin din, it’s these very crickets, who’ve been grumbling the most. And, seeing how they, too, are a tight-lipped lot (if they even have any lip-like anatomy), I’ll just have to hazard a guess as to what’s got them upset; uh, con everyone with a bit of conjecture.

Anyway… I do hope my homespun yarn, above, helped to alleviate any WP readers’ grumbling (the crickets would not appreciate that either) (ever notice how they go dead silent whenever we’re near?

But I do want you to know that I’d never intentionally leave anyone with those clicking-by-was-a-total-waste-of-my-time regrets.

Farewell for now…

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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