Mister Misanthrope

Subtitle: Any Doubts Who He Is?

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There’s nary a hope
For that dogmatic dope
Who, to progress, barks, “NOPE!”
With social norms cannot cope
He’ll push bad taste’s envelope
He always farts racist trope
His “conquests” he’ll grope
He reads like glum horoscope
All who deal with him mope
He’s got even the pope
And each philanthrope
At the end of their rope

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Deconstructing Da De Words

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Considering how the “de” prefix negates “construct”, the root of “deconstruct”; in essence, describes something taken apart, how is it that when Fall denudes deciduous trees. this doesn’t leave ‘em fully leaved? Moreover, how is it that beings, who’ve ceased being living beings, are deemed deceased? Shouldn’t deceased mortals still be alive and kickin’?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Baby’s 1st Words?

I cannot help but feel sorry for all the babies, who’ve been entering our world under less than optimal societal conditions; especially over the course of the past five years, or so; all of which got me to wondering what these 21st century tykes’ first words might be?

Factoring in the nearly worldwide, chaotic sociopolitical scene from my America-specific perspective, the key follow up question becomes…

Would it shock newbie parents if, on such a momentous occasion, instead of hearing the typical “Mama” or Dada”, that their darling little one’s first enunciated words sounded more akin to “MAGA” or “DudDon”?

Seeing how it’d not be out of the ordinary for entire new families to be undergoing tough times within this “MAGA” and “DudDon” dominated, decency decimated Dystopia… well… as for the final follow-up question…

Would it shock anyone if such parents’ own “word experimentation”; i.e., their enunciated grown-up word choice, would wind up influencing their newborns’ “word experimentation”; i.e., making baby’s first words…

F-Bombs (and other similar expletives)?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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A Back Door (Re)Entrance (NSFW?)

Preface: It’s becoming increasingly obvious that neither the Congressional Select Committee’s January 6th Hearings (into the insurrectionists’ attack upon the U.S. Capitol) nor the FBI’s and DOJ’s Investigation (into the classified documents dump at Mar-a-Lago) will result in even the slightest slap on the wrist retribution re Donald J. Trump; in spite of him signing into law, a 2018 bill which (re the latter caper), now brands him a suspected felon. It’s my consequent exasperation, which fuels the following essay; a blend of both farce and facts.

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Figuratively Speaking (hopefully it’s not literally)…

Donald J. Trump’s acolytes are, indeed, a peculiar breed; little more than compulsive ass kissers.

Moreover, Trump’s TV / Interwebs talking heads, all serving at the pleasure of the XXX-prez, are all afflicted by such severe cases of Head Up (his) Ass Syndrome that, were it not anatomically impossible, we’d become witness to these rabid, radical propaganda ministers regularly committing unnatural, physical acts.

How about fleshing that out, you ask?

Well, to properly set up the obscene scene, first, imagine a cheery tune tooting out from a circus calliope and, next, as the drama builds, quick as a flash, everything comes to a head.

Cue the Circus Ringmaster…

“Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up to see each lined up behind Donald Trump contortionist / hack journalist, get their one chance to, first, ram the ol’ noggin up the XXX-prez’s pooper and, next, in sync with the drum roll’s rim shot, pop out of his piehole!”

Hey readers, the time is ripe for our collective, “eeewwww!”

Setting asside [sic] that fanciful, farcical circus scene…

Let’s take a look-see at praise / power junkie, potentate Trump, who’d go to any EXTREME to score, anew, that potent POTUS “fix” / cop that addictive political buzz.

Uh-oh, looks like a weird side effect is starting to crop up. Let’s watch as Donny’s ego engorged head soon rivals the diameter of planetary orb, Jupiter. (If that condition lasts longer than four hours, Donny had better place his Perfect Phone Call to his pal, Dr. Oz.)

And, while that (alleged) quack is medically evaluating his patient, that’ll gives us a chance to do a check up on the following humorless, below the belt, partisan political ploy, which could actually result in Trump’s premature (by two years) Back Door (Re)Entrance (into the DC Beltway Scene)…

Alas, following the 2022 Midterm Elections’ disastrous defeat of Democrats…

  • Come January 2023, Republicans take back the U.S. Senate and House
  • Since a House Speaker need not be elected, Republicans appoint Trump
  • Malefic House Republicans trump up charges to impeach President Biden
  • Senate Republicans put Biden on trial, convict and boot him out of office
  • The House and Senate ditto this evil plot re Vice President Kamala Harris
  • 2nd in the line of presidential succession would be House Speaker Trump

Alas, if any of that above, 6-Step Premonition actually happens, that’s when the never punished Donald J. Trump will, once again, be in power; be free to enslave / punish nearly all 8 Billion souls of planet Earth.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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“I was told…” Quick Limerick

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Preface: When we become ear and eyewitnesses to aired and streamed interviews, particularly of the political nature; especially in our troubled times; all too frequently the guests who appear speak in the passive voice; lean far to heavily on that “I was told…” telltale, damning phrase. Far worse, are these programs’ talking heads / moderators, who fail to lean back on their guests by countering with the vital question, “Who told you?”

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To frankness, fascists feel no obligation
They favor “I was told…” type obfuscation
Such telltale passive voice grammar
To truth and facts acts as hammer
Oft leading to liberty’s obliteration

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Keys to the Heart

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Quote-worthy PC / Mac; noteworthy piano / organ
Distinct, yet divergent, devices of keyboard configuration
Modernity’s brain child coexists with bygone convention
Assuring an antiquity to contemporary times connection
Both offering limitless liaisons with the human condition

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QWERTY “OS” advancing; enhancing academicians’ lectures
And storytellers’ – screenwriters’ – bards’ brainstorms, alike
Veritable alphabet soup groups into lexicons’ words – expressions
Comprising all works published; from time immemorial; onward
Affording readers windows to the soul, mind’s eye perspectives

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The 88’s advancing; enhancing songsmiths’ note dotted, dual clefs
And instrumentalists’ – vocalists’ eventual, inevitable performances, alike
Each sheet music’s page guidepost to ebony – ivory hued key playing
Composing all songs circulated; from time immemorial; onward
Affording century – geography – culture spanning, music to our ears

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Mentality

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Underneath the wee hours’ vast starlit firmament
Mother Nature’s sounds, scenes and scents; offer refreshment
Beauty buzz mortals’ minds; not unlike high proof ferment
Beguile wordsmiths, worldwide; in search of fulfillment

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Overhead, they sense / “see”; figurative light bulb’s bright filament
Steadfastly flashes; unflinchingly flickers; in heat of the moment
They’re fully fired, inspired; by each fertile imagination’s figment
Fueled by each fleeting dream’s; nearly forgotten fragment

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Piecemeal Peace

The Mined Mind

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Ordinarily… Once one feels endangered
from getting a piece of someone’s mind,
that’s oft akin to a piece of mined mind,
such reality rarely, IF EVER, establishes
a positively engendered peace of mind.

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Be people vaxxed OR unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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3 R’s

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Let’s hoist high, our doled out, stiff libations
Voice doleful toast: “To the worldwide ghost nations.”
Where profligates promulgate fascistic reigns
Where proles can’t produce any tautly pulled reins
Where liberty / life drown in storms’ driving rains

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Be people vaxxed or unvaxxed, we
can still shed ‘n’ spread the batcrap
crazy contagious Corona-V; which,
in turn, generates new variants ‘n’
needlessly prolongs the pandemic!

Hence, this easy as pie, cover your
nose ‘n’ pie-hole / shelter advisory:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Hares’ Heirs’ Hairs

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I cannot help but notice… whenever I happen upon the Hare Family, unexpectedly, my next door neighbors seldom act in a skittish manner.

Just yesterday, with sundown heralding my yard chores’ quitting time, whilst in the (literal) thick of my weed whacking; i.e., my full throttling that device (absolutely cranking out some serious decibels), none of my ferocious racket had proven sufficiently hair-raising to the adorable hare I had happened upon. Nope, I hadn’t “turned a hair” (as it were) at all!

I cannot help but wonder… can hares intellectually and/or instinctively differentiate friend from foe?

After all, a friend, such as moi, would never harm one hair on a hare!

And for that matter… factoring in how we’ve all been enjoying peaceful co-existence for untold generations (theirs; they’re the prolific ones), same goes for how…

I would never harm hares’ heirs’ hairs!

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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