Ever since a particularly peculiar, narcissistic, fascistic bastard’s downward escalator ride (circa 2015), I’ve oft found myself lamenting over the unnerving reality that we, the wordsmiths of the Queen’s English (now corrected to the era of Charles) King’s English; with increasingly annoying frequency, are finding ourselves sorely in need of updated to Trumpian Troubled Times terminology and, yes, at times, even idiomatic vernacular.
I’ve done my level best to level out DJT’s lopsided, oft turned upside down political playing field by thinking up / proposing seven brand spanking new, alphabetized, lexicon entries (in a few instances inclusive of plausible etymology).
Check ‘em all out…
.con (dot con): (note the clever “n” for “m” switcheroo) A proposed new, top-level domain (TLD) in the Internet’s Domain Name System (DNS); one that’s reserved, exclusively, for Trumpian magnitude (magatude?) liars, grifters, thugs and (last but not least) mucked up in the mind, wear out the White House welcome mat, treasonous insurrectionists.
ignoranus: (note, once again, the clever “n” for “m” switcheroo) an alternate term specifically to refer to all rear end magnitude, (magatude?) MAGA maggots and/or malcontents and/or morons and/or minions.
magaphone: (corruption of megaphone); A metaphorical inanity/ insanity / fury fueled, voice amplification method; actually an outgrowth of / building upon the snotty, snooty, whiny, puerile / spoiled brat / elitist contention that, regardless of the hardcore right wing talking point(s), a MAGA maniac can win every argument (every last damned time) simply by  going batcrap crazy and  arguing / babbling / howling / growling / screeching at the top of his/her lungs; in other words, they’re right every last damned time even if / when (especially when) they’re always dead wrong!
magatude: (likely a contraction of MAGA and ‘tude) (possibly a bastardized spelling of magnitude) a term specifically concocted to more realistically illustrate the ferocity, intensity and severity of MAGA’s always over the top, rude, crude attitudes about every last godforsaken, irrelevance known to human-unkind.
nitwork: an airing or steaming fascistic network run by autocratic, talking head propagandist nitwits; in particular, the peculiar dyed in the wool, entrenched, hardliner, intransigent, reactionary, rigid, ultraconservative, uncompromising Trump suck-ups.
MAGA Farta: a flatulent, gaseous charter arising / wafting off from King Don John’s john / throne; its certifiably Anti-Magna Carta content expressly designed to cancel / burn down democracy and decency; as in (today) nationwide / (tomorrow) worldwide
Triple-T: (T³ for the more mathematically inclined); An abbreviation for Trumpian Troubled Times
In closing, my shout out / challenge: to the wordsmiths, wordplay buffs, punsters, Scrabble aficionados, et al, worldwide. I’d like to now tap into the creative brilliance of you, my WP subscribers, readers and neighbors. Let’s see how many liberal leaning, sociopolitically relevent entries we can brainstorm. If you’re up to the challenge, please post your contributions in the comment section.
Who knows? We might even wind up with sufficient content to transform this project into… oh… say… a thick dictionary, my working title:
The Latter-Day Leftists’ Lexicon
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can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!
HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:
Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!