Dumb Donald: Horse’s Head / Ass

For optimal effect, prior to playing back the clip, above, read the set up, below…

From 1973 – 82, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever (clairvoyant?) Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences… situations such as…

Rayburn: Dumb Donald was soooooo dumb…
Audience: How dumb was he?
Rayburn: When his friends asked him to be The Godfather
for their baby, he put a _________ in the baby’s crib!

While Gene’s contestant, Stan, and the six celebs take a few moments to consider how best to fill in that ol’ blank, let’s consider how Real Donald’s backward emanations have managed to violate the space / time continuum… to arrive on (or slightly before) this episode’s April 15, 1977 air date (just in the nick of time to influence our soothsayer writers). Of course, what remains to be seen is what type of (perhaps violence oriented) responses both he and they may trigger.

Hmm, to gain a better understanding of where the Real Donald’s head is at, let’s unpack his bursting at the seams baggage.

The Godfather aspect to this Dumb Donald scenario is rooted in the Real Donald’s ferocious, ganging up mental disorders and nasty character flaws, inclusive of his utterly misguided hero worship for bloodthirsty, psychopathic autocrats, Nazis, Klansmen, godfathers, dons, thugs, hoodlums and NRA gun nuts.

Godfather Dumb Donald’s manner of “gifting” his godchild is mired in the horrific child abuse, which Real Donald’s mumsy and dadsy had handed down to him, most of which had triggered his recent [1] kidnapping, abusing and caging of asylum seeking parents’ babies / children and [2] demands that resident parents… no questions permitted… mindlessly march their kids into the crawling with COVID-19, K-12, creepy classrooms (of his own making)!

Oh, by the by, there is one definitive, equine related response, which panelist Richard Dawson and, yes, even host Gene Rayburn had come up with. To further enhance their brilliance and wit, let’s give a listen to this companion clip, featuring this Roy Zimmerman / Melanie Harby song parody selection…

Well, that more than covers it. All that remains to be seen is our blog topper clip… so… let’s all play Match Game!

 

Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

A (Shared?) Healthy Core Belief (1 Quick Limerick #092)

 

Whether we’re centrist or left or right polar,
Be our views secular or holy roller,
We know there’s NO real excuse,
For Donald Trump’s child abuse,
Enforced by ICE and each border patroller.

 

 

 

 

A Trump Devotee Wake Up Call ~ 1 Quick Limerick #091

 

There is no defense for Trump, don’t you dare try,
From immigrant moms’ arms, their babies he’ll pry,
Where’s your moral outrage?
re these tykes who he’ll cage,
The immigrant kids he torments till they cry!

Alternate Line #5: Some immigrant kids he torments, till they die!