Fortune Cookie Blog (Riddle)


Q. What is the official designation for the revolving door workplace,
from which the rotund, corpulent commandant uses circumlocution
to traffic in his ditzy, run around in circles laws? A. The Oval Office!


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Fortune Cookie Blog (truth in advertising)


Corporately owned politicians talk in circles, stick up for laws that go nowhere
fast and cause average citizens’ lives to crash and burn. Hmm, Daytona race
cars go in circles at fast speeds and crash and burn, too. About the only diff is
corporate advertising stickers aren’t plastered to politicians’ three-piece suits.