Fortune Cookie Blog (doo-doo that’s due)


How dare we ever use a word such as “birdbrain”! Representatives
of the Avian Community are geniuses, compared to bipeds, who opt
to worship statues, which honor the dishonorable Civil War soldiers;
the traitors, who waged war AGAINST the United States. Birds know
better; Duly decorate bronzed bigots with their defecated “medals”.







Birdbrain Bigots (One Quick Limerick #022)


Far, far more brilliant than bigots are birds,

Fowl scolds foul, with no need for words,

Rebel statues of stone,

Birds will not leave alone,

They’ll fly sky high, “bomb” all rock heads with turds!



You can access more original limericks, poetry and lyrical parodies by clicking onto my poetry category.