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Check out the straight poop re the origins of the adage “Politics makes strange bedfellows” or its close variant “Political interests can bring together people who otherwise have little in common”

“This saying is adapted from a line in the play The Tempest, by William Shakespeare: ‘Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.’ It is spoken by a man (Trinculo) who has been shipwrecked and finds himself seeking shelter beside a sleeping monster.”

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Conforming all of that above wisdom to tempestuous, contemporary times, we discover the two weirdos, the hungover MyPillow guy, CEO Mike Lindell, waking up, “the morning after”, next to the asleep at the switch monster, the one and (thank god) only drunk on power Donald J. Trump.

Indeed, during the waning days of the failed Trump admin, foolhardy Mikey visited the White House for the express purpose of validating Donny’s preposterous, unfounded, unsubstantiated delusions that “stuffed” absentee ballots and rigged voting machines had denied him a second term.

During their political trysts (sleepovers?), these two strange bedfellows engaged in subversive pillow talk to discuss their shared Anti-American agenda; e.g. how Donny could “easily” declare Martial Law to muck up free elections, disenfranchise multiple millions of voters, deny the legitimately elected Joe Biden the presidency, utterly destroy democracy and, in the end, tear the U.S. Constitution asunder and overthrow America.

It’s entirely possible that Lindell had actually been the catalyst who further emboldened the fake prez; to the point where Trump opted to stage his (fortunately failed) coup d’état on January 6, 2021.

It was shortly thereafter, that Lindell who, up to that moment, had been running his successful pillow business, discovered, the hard way, that whatever Donny touches always turns to shit.

Indeed, what Mikey had failed to realize is that the mashup of pillow manufacturing and political machinating can only be catastrophic.

Or, to flesh that out, the blow back, here, is how home improvement businesses will no longer stock MyPillow products, which discerning, principled, real American shoppers will no longer purchase. After all, who the F would ever show respect for a traitor who tried to overthrow America?

At least for the time being, Lindell is currently profiteering off the radical right wing noise machine. These disseminators of ferocious conspiracy theories, masquerading as news, are still welcoming Mikey.

But, seeing how the duly pissed off voting machine manufacturers have been routinely slapping lawsuits against Newsmax, OAN and FOX et al (as well as their dumb as a stump, Trump suck up talking heads), Mikey could, rightfully so, soon be going down with the shipwrecked Donny.

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WTF Is Roger Stone Stoned On?

For starters, a reminder of who the headlined, questionable “man” in question really is:

“Roger Jason Stone (born Roger Joseph Stone Jr.; August 27, 1952) is an American conservative political consultant and lobbyist. In November 2019, subsequent to the Mueller report and Special Counsel investigation, he was convicted on seven felony counts, including witness tampering and lying to investigators. On February 20, 2020, he was sentenced to 40 months in federal prison. The sentence was commuted by President Donald Trump on July 10, 2020.”

Courtesy of Wikipedia [Read More Here]

One thing for sure, Stone’s background check instantly plunges his credibility down to absolute zero. WTF good is a convict who pretends to speak with conviction, anyway?

More specifically, Stone alleges that North Korean mariners had circumnavigated the western hemisphere to purportedly stuff a ballot box all the way up in the state of Maine, just to help Joe Biden win the White House!

My gawd, that’s so freakin’ absurd it’s downright, LOL ludicrous.

Why would North Korea ever screw over Trump? After all, Donny and Kim Jong Un supposedly ♥♥♥ “fell in love” ♥♥♥ because of Kim’s ♥♥♥ “beautiful letters.” ♥♥♥

Turning now to our featured clip, above and offsite, Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins presents his Geography lesson, in a manner so clever and amusing, it’s akin to a stand up comic’s routine; one that’s fully capable of bringing the house down during open mic night at a comedy club.

Of course, once our laughter subsides, what remains is the serious reality of Donald J. Trump’s anti-American régime, along with one key question:

WTF is Roger Stone stoned on?

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Better Than Hulu, Netflix, Disney, HBO etc.?

 

I am not a tin foil hat wearing whack-a-doodle, flipped his noodle guy who buys easily into conspiracy theories… but…

That doesn’t mean that I’d ever shy away from ‘em. Hell, I oft cook ‘em up and play ‘em out in the theater of my (more or less) rational mind. Being a frequent flyer, who soars off to Fantasyland, if nothing else, is the safest way to “travel” while idled in pandemic necessitated quarantine. The fringe benefits are cool, too. After all, this costs nothing and can be more entertaining than Hulu, Netflix, Disney, HBO etc.

So, let’s take a closer look into who / what has been so conducive to my recent conjecture… namely… one Donald J. Trump and his stunningly stupid stance re All Things Corona.

My premise: This bug doth seem tailor made to jibe with his ideological rampage and bid for reelection.

Disclaimer: This is not to suggest that either the Science-Denier-In-Chief or any of his admin’s like-minded cronies and toadies could ever muster sufficient IQ points to bio-engineer a pathogen, all on their own. These simpletons are simply not the white lab coat – Bunsen burner – microscope – petri dish type.

Nor would they even be capable of coordinating with bioethics violating, mad scientists for an evil assist. The clashing egos on both sides, alone, would all but guarantee that plot’s implosion.

Even so, Donny can still depend / draw on his opportunistic nature to compensate for his mental deficits. And he doth recognize how coronavirus has been disproportionately debilitating and decimating the non-Caucasian and retiree demographics, which, by sheer coincidence, are the very folks he detests… i.e., seeing how most of them are loyal Democrats who’d never, ever vote for him.

In Other Words: Any virus that’s not a friend of racial minorities and the elderly is a friend of the fake prez.

That Donald J. Trump’s pandemic ass dragging could actually be his ongoing, politically motivated conspiracy… one which seems tailor made to snag him a second term… at the very least, is worthy of consideration.

Of course, no conspiracy theory is necessary to point out how ignorance tends to conspire against all who wallow in it.

If that debunks all of the other conspiracies, that might even deny Donny a second term.

And we could all (literally) live with that.