Fortune Cookie Blog (our daily bread)

 

Your homeland’s king just might not have what it takes to
smartly manage the countinghouse bread when, if asked,
he would be absolutely unable to accurately pinpoint the
unnamed ingredient of a Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Subtract – Add – Multiply – Divide

 

The small-minded, ham-handed fake prez can be expected to muck up nearly everything he gets his small hands on.

To try one’s hand at societal problem solving involves a process not unlike plugging the variables into a mathematical equation. Now, here’s why Donald J. Trump is such a lousy mathematician…

Into each equation, without thinking, Donny’s head will automatically SUBTRACT logical, time honored scientific principles and ADD in his incalculable levels of debilitating malignant narcissism, abject amorality, unbridled avarice, corrupt ambition and pathological dishonesty. Whatever non-answer(s) he comes up with will, damned near always, bitterly DIVIDE public opinion and vastly MULTIPLY the problem, too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mueller’s Trump Card? ~ [Bumper Sticker Blog #002]

 

 

Trump insists he has done nothing wrong and is always
truthful. If so, why is he lawyering up, scared to answer
all of Mueller’s Qs and worried about perjuring himself?

 

 

99 Word Blog (#062) Was It For Kicks Or Kickbacks?

 

c1980, my father permitted a family friend, “Henry”, running for City Council, to post his campaign sign in our front yard. Subsequently, somebody destroyed it.

It’s a fair bet that somebody had been our moneygrubbing, narcissistic neighbor, “Lou”… Henry’s only competition.

Since, most assuredly, Lou didn’t shive a git about bettering our municipality, his running such a dirty campaign for such a low paying job likely meant he EITHER needed to feed his ego OR he planned to feed the ubiquitous, under the table, dirty money into his bankbook… a commonplace occurrence within small towns devoid of investigative journalists.