Yo Donald! Please Deport Me, Too! (99 Word Blog #068)

 

ATTN: Mister Trump!

My parents’ parents immigrated to America… Mama’s folks were Yugoslavians… Papa’s folks were Croatians.

That makes my parents only first generation, born and raised Americans… makes me only a second generation, homegrown American.

There’s also reason to believe some of our ancestors were of the Jewish Faith… had passed themselves off as Christians to avoid the persecution of boneheaded bastards… such as you.

Now… getting to the whole point of this open letter…

After Inauguration Day… once you start purging America of folks who clash with your Master Race motif… would you please deport me, too?

 

99 Word Blog #001

While it’s highly unlikely that Donald Trump is actually a closeted liberal, if he were ever to be outed as such, this would certainly drive the GOP totally berserk. Even now, they must be frantically asking themselves…

If Trump really loathes foreigners, how come he married Melania, a woman of Slovenian extraction? How come in his hate speeches he never promises to deport her… erect a ten-foot tall wall around her homeland to keep her out of America’s homeland? Since he’s so narcissistic he’s practically married to himself, might this mean he’s actually cool with same sex marriage, too?