Icky Specifics

 

‘Tween Trump’s ears is brick-brick-brick
‘Neath man boobs he’s thick-thick-thick
His brain cells don’t click-click-click
On uptake ain’t quick-quick-quick!

Trump’s pandemic; ick-ick-ick
Has made millions sick-sick-sick
Works not one damned lick-lick-lick
Our time runs out tick-tick-tick!

Trump’s a grabber; chick-chick-chick
In grrrls’ necks he’s crick-crick-crick
Lusts to dip his wick-wick-wick
Fems do brand him; prick-prick-prick!

Trump’s dictator; dick-dick-dick
Courts red staters; hick-hick-hick
Not blue voters’ pick-pick-pick
Out rear door we’ll kick-kick-kick!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fortune Cookie Blog (Sci-Fi Scenario?)

 

Is today’s Sci-Fi destined to become tomorrow’s Fact? If this pans out…
Pity the voters whose ballot choice pits the automaton vs. the autocrat.
While that’d be the pits, it’d still be wise to elect the droid; not the despot.
In time, a bot can cotton onto reprogramming; the wipe of evil thoughts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today’s Gray’s Anatomy Tutorial ~ 1 Quick Limerick #056

 

The tyrant has thin-skin, thickhead, heart of stone,
His hostile eyes glower, he lacks funny bone,
He has entrails between ears,
Gas passes “thoughts” thru lips’ sneers,
He sits on reptilian brain, overgrown!

 

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