Real Dumb Donald’s Bad Hair Day

From 1973 – 1982, long before the Real Donald became a household word, we found the clever and clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.

Normally, at this juncture, I’d be presiding over a Dumb Donald clip, but, since my demand has nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply, I’ll now need to breathe new life into my shtick. ISO inspiration, namely, head-to-head matches with our dearly departed, Match Game souls, I’ve been simulating, semi-serious seances.

And methinks this graying old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone! Indeed, the new, game show host persona, from within, now emerges to preside over this reincarnated, revamped game show format. Voilà and Ta-Da!

Welcome contestants, one and all, to Match Game 20-20. I’m M.C. Grayburn. Our new rules are straightforward. Each of you will have one chance to match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. You’ll be playing for a priceless grand prize; the affirmation that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the Kool-Aid™!

If your non-matching, responses prove more clever than Match Game’s, you’ll still be a winner! To claim your prize, post your witty and/or wise alternatives in the comment section, below. Soooooo, let’s play Match Game 20-20.

Grayburn: Real Dumb Donald, is soooooo dumb…
Audience: HOW DUMB IS HE?
Grayburn: even after paying his hairstylist $6,400
per year, he still looks scarier than ______________.

Once the “think music” starts, you’ll have 1 min. to figure out your 6 responses;
and no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular secrecy partition!

Real Dumb Donald, is so dumb, even after
paying his hairstylist $6,400 per year, he
still looks scarier than ____________.

1. Edward Scissorhands
2. a porcupine
3. a werewolf
4. Medusa
5. Khan Noonien Singh
6. Attila the Hun

BTW, don’t miss taking the Clip Gallery Tour below.

My thanks to all who showed up to play today! M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20, good-bye and be sure to…

Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

CLIP GALLERY TOUR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Well-Versed Dumb Real Donald?

From 1973 – 1982, long before the Real Donald became a household word, we found the clever and clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.

Normally, at this juncture, I’d be presiding over a Dumb Donald Clip, but, since my demand has nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply, I’ll now need to breathe new life into my shtick. ISO inspiration, namely, head-to-head matches with our dearly departed, Match Game souls, I’ve been simulating, semi-serious seances. And methinks this graying old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone! Indeed, the new, game show host persona, from within me, now emerges to preside over this reincarnated, revamped game show format. Voilà and Ta-Da!

Welcome contestants, one and all, to Match Game 20-20. I’m M.C. Grayburn. Our new rules are straightforward. Each of you will have one chance to match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. You’ll be playing for a priceless grand prize; the affirmation that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the Kool-Aid™!

If your non-matching, responses prove more clever than Match Game’s, you’ll still be a winner! To claim your prize, post your witty and/or wise alternatives in the comment section, below.

Soooooo, let’s play Match Game 20-20.

Check out this fill-in-the-blank limerick:

Real Dumb Donald is nasty as phlegm! Ick!
So deserving of this rant / polemic,
He won’t restrain deadly strain,
Nor rein in brutal cops’ reign,
Instead, props up ___________.

Once the “think music” starts, you’ll have 1 Minute to think up your 6 responses.
And, btw, no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular secrecy partition!

Real Dumb Donald is nasty as phlegm, ick,
So deserving of this rant / polemic,
He won’t restrain deadly strain,
Nor rein in brutal cops’ reign,
Instead, props up ___________.

1. FOX henchmen endemic
2. ass kissers systemic
3. schools non-academic
4. racism systemic
5. fake science alchemic
6. corona pandemic

My thanks to all who showed up to play today! M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20, good-bye and be sure to…

Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beauty Contest MC Dumb Real Donald

From 1973 – 1982, long before the Real Donald became a household word, we found the clever and clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.

At this juncture, I’d normally be presiding over a Dumb Donald clip, but, seeing how my demand has nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply, breathing new life into this concept will all be up to me. To facilitate this reincarnation, I’ve been simulating, semi-serious seances ISO head-to-head matches with our dearly departed, Match Game souls.

And methinks this graying old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone.

O – M – G! In the blink of an eye… something wondrous is now afoot. The entity, within, surges… surrounds… surpasses… surfaces… and I must surrender! Henceforth, my new game show host persona will be presiding over this revamped game show format… Voilà and Ta-Da!

Welcome contestants, one and all, to Match Game 20-20. I’m M.C. Grayburn. Our new rules are straightforward. Each of you will have one chance to match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. You’ll be playing for a grand prize that’s truly priceless:

Confirmation that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the odious orange man’s Kool-Aid™!

If your responses do not match, YET, prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely) you’ll still win! BTW, we’d love to read your witty and/or wise alternatives within the comment section, below.

Soooooo, let’s play Match Game 20-20!

Grayburn: Beauty contest talent scout, emcee and
judge, Dumb Real Donald, is soooooo dumb…
Audience: HOW DUMB IS HE?
Grayburn: his list of Supreme Court nominee finalists
includes 6 real and fictional women named __________.

Once the “think music” starts, you’ll have 1 Minute to figure out your responses… and no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular secrecy partition!

Beauty contest talent scout, emcee and judge
Dumb Real Donald, is so dumb, his list of
Supreme Court nominee finalists includes 6
real and fictional women named _________.

(btw, check out the women’s linked screen tests / audition tapes)

1. Karen McDougal
2. Sarah Palin
3. Kimberly Guilfoyle
4. Mildred Ratched
5. T.M.I. Karen
6. Ivanka Trump

My thanks to all who showed up to play today! M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20!
Good-Bye and be sure to Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dumb Real Donald’s “Dirty” Limerick

From 1973 – 1982, long before the Real Donald became a household word, we found the clever and clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.

At this juncture, I’d normally be presiding over a Dumb Donald clip, but, seeing how my demand has nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply, breathing new life into this concept will all be up to me. To facilitate this reincarnation, I’ve been simulating, semi-serious seances ISO head-to-head matches with our dearly departed, Match Game souls.

And methinks this graying old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone.

O – M – G! In the blink of an eye… something wondrous is now afoot. The entity, within, surges… surrounds… surpasses… surfaces… and I must surrender! Henceforth, my new game show host persona will be presiding over this revamped game show format… Voilà and Ta-Da!

Welcome contestants, one and all, to Match Game 20-20. I’m M.C. Grayburn. Our new rules are straightforward. Each of you will have one chance to match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. You’ll be playing for a grand prize that’s truly priceless:

The confirmation that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the odious orange man’s Kool-Aid™!

If your responses do not match, YET, prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely) you’ll still win! BTW, we’d love to read your witty and/or wise alternatives within the comment section, below.

Soooooo, let’s play Match Game 20-20!

Check out this limerick ISO a 4-syllable final word (up to 6 responses):

Dumb Real Donald, in succinct summation,
Is praise junkie, who craves adulation,
He’s insane; inessential,
Smells soooooo unpresidential,
Sane folks wish he’d opt for _____________!

Once the “think music” starts, you’ll have 1 Minute to figure out your responses…
and, btw, no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular secrecy partition!

Dumb Real Donald, in succinct summation,
Is praise junkie, who craves adulation,
He’s insane; inessential,
Smells soooooo unpresidential,
Sane folks wish he’d opt for _____________!

1. fumigation
2. medication
3. observation
4. exportation
5. emigration
6. resignation

My thanks to all who showed up to play today! M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20,
Good-Bye and be sure to Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

StuporMan Dumb Real Donald

From 1973 – 1982, long before the Real Donald became a household word, we found the clever and clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.

At this juncture, I’d normally be presiding over a Dumb Donald clip, but, seeing how my demand has nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply, breathing new life into this concept will all be up to me. To facilitate this reincarnation, I’ve been simulating, semi-serious seances ISO head-to-head matches with our dearly departed, Match Game souls. And methinks this graying old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone.

O – M – G! In the blink of an eye… something wondrous is now afoot. The entity, within, surges… surrounds… surpasses… surfaces… and I must surrender! Henceforth, my new game show host persona will be presiding over this revamped game show format…

Welcome contestants, one and all, to Match Game 20-20. I’m M.C. Grayburn. Our new rules are straightforward. Each of you will have one chance to match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. You’ll be playing for a grand prize that’s truly priceless:

The confirmation that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the odious orange man’s Kool-Aid™!

If your responses do not match, YET, prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely) you’ll still win! BTW, we’d love to read your witty and/or wise alternatives within the comment section, below.

Soooooo, let’s play Match Game 20-20!

Grayburn: The soliciting reelection StuporMan,
Dumb Real Donald, is soooooo dumb…
Audience: HOW DUMB IS HE?
Grayburn: he wowed and wooed gullible voters by
demonstrating his stupid, superpowers, such as _______.

Once the “think music” starts, you’ll have 1 Minute to figure out your responses…
and, btw, no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular secrecy partition!

The soliciting reelection StuporMan, Dumb Real Donald,
is soooooo dumb, he wowed and wooed gullible voters by
demonstrating his stupid, superpowers, such as _______.

1. spurious speechifying
2. snake oil salesmanship
3. identifying animal crackers
4. telling whoppers
5. eating whoppers
6. drinking water

My thanks to all who showed up to play today! M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20,
Good-Bye and be sure to Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Job Hunter Dumb Real Donald

From 1973 – 1982, long before the Real Donald became a household word, we found the clever and clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.

At this juncture, I’d normally be presiding over a Dumb Donald clip, but, seeing how my demand has nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply, breathing new life into this concept will all be up to me. To facilitate this reincarnation, I’ve been simulating, semi-serious seances ISO head-to-head matches with our dearly departed, Match Game souls.

And methinks this graying old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone. O – M – G! In the blink of an eye… something wondrous is now afoot. The entity, within, surges… surrounds… surpasses… surfaces… and I must surrender!

Henceforth, my new game show host persona will be presiding over this revamped game show format…

Welcome contestants, one and all, to Match Game 20-20. I’m M.C. Grayburn. Our new rules are straightforward. Each of you will have one chance to match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. You’ll be playing for a grand prize that’s priceless:

The confirmation that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the odious orange man’s Kool-Aid™.

If your responses do not match, YET, prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely) you can still win by posting your own witty and/or wise alternatives within the comment section, below. That said, let’s play Match Game 20-20!

Grayburn: The job hunting, Freudian slipping,
misspelling, Dumb Real Donald is soooooo dumb…
Audience: HOW DUMB IS HE?
Grayburn: on his résumé he misstated
his career objective as _______.

Once the “think music” starts, you’ll have 1 Minute to figure out your responses… and no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular secrecy partition!

The job hunting, Freudian slipping, misspelling,
Dumb Real Donald is so dumb, on his résumé
he misstated his career objective as _______.

1. FLawman
2. Schlock Market Analist
3. Hospitality DirDissector
4. Holey stRoller
5. Reality TV Scar
6. Pubic Relations

My thanks to all who showed up to play today! M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20!
Good-Bye and be sure to Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dumb Real Donald Plays Post Office

From 1973 – 1982, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever / clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.

Normally, I’d be introducing a Dumb Donald clip, but seeing how my demand has nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply, it’ll now be incumbent upon me to breathe new life into this concept. To do so, I’ve been simulating, semi-serious seances ISO head-to-head matches with those dearly departed Match Game souls. And methinks I’ve not been departing the spirit world alone. In fact, the entity within is now surfacing… everything is spinning… like this…

Greetings contestants! I’m M.C. Grayburn. Match Game 20-20’s new rules are straightforward. Each contestant has one chance to match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. You’ll be playing for a priceless grand prize… the confirmation that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the odious Orange Man’s Kool-Aid™.

If your responses do not match, YET, prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely) you can still win by posting your own witty / wise alternatives in the comment section! That said, let’s play Match Game 20-20!

Grayburn: The Playing Post Office
Dumb Real Donald is soooooo dumb…
Audience: How dumb is he?
Grayburn: he broke all the rules to _______.

Once we click playback to start the “think music”, you’ll have 75 seconds to figure out your responses… and no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular partition!

The Playing Post Office Dumb Real Donald
is so dumb, he broke all the rules to _______

1. Make out with and fog up his bathroom mirror
2. Smooch Vladimir Putin’s ass
3. Lock lips with USPS Post Master General Louis DeJoy
4. Screw Lady Liberty & Mother Nature to death
5. Date Ivanka
6. Grab Stormy Daniels

My thanks to all who showed up to play today! M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20!
Good-Bye and be sure to Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UnConstitutional Dumb Real Donald

From 1973 – 82, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever / clairvoyant Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.

However, having channeled nearly 50 Dumb Donald clips since 10/04/19, I’ve nearly exhausted YouTube’s supply. Ergo, it’s now incumbent upon me to breathe new life into this concept.

My belief that establishing head-to-head matches with those above-mentioned bygone, dearly departed Match Game souls are vital to my success, I’ve been simulating, semi-serious seances. And, lo and behold, this graying, old coot has not been departing the spirit world alone. Indeed, the entity within is now surfacing… everything is spinning… just like this…

Welcome to Match Game 20-20. I’m your new host, M.C. Grayburn. Our new rules are EZ. Each contestant has one chance to correctly match as many of our six, predetermined responses as possible. You’ll be playing for a priceless grand prize… the proof that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking non-consumer of the odious Orange Man’s Kool-Aid™.

Even if you don’t match, should your responses prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely) you can still win by posting your witty/wise alternatives in the comment section! That duly noted, let’s play Match Game 20-20!

Grayburn: Conspiring, conceited, conman
Dumb Real Donald is soooooo dumb…
Audience: How dumb is he?
Grayburn: he wrongfully deems the U.S. Constitution ____________.

As we click playback to start the “think music”, you’ll have 66 seconds to figure out your responses… and no peeking beneath the turquoise hued, rectangular partition!!!

Conspiring, conceited, conman Dumb Real Donald is so dumb,
he wrongfully deems the U.S. Constitution ____________.

1. confusing
2. confining
3. condemnable
4. contestable
5. contemptible
6. constipating

My thanks to all who showed up to play today! M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20! Good-Bye and be sure to…

Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dumb Real Donald’s Fungus

At some point during your visit, be sure to view the above Match Game tribute.

From 1973 – 82, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever (clairvoyant?) Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences.

However… seeing how, these past 11 months, I’ve presided over nearly 50, YouTube Dumb Donald clips, my supply has nearly run dry. Which means it has now become incumbent upon me to keep this concept alive.

Always being ISO ways to heighten my creative process… I’ve even been dabbling in semi-serious seances… namely… attempting to summon the spirits of those bygone, dearly departed Match Game writers, panelists, winning contestants and maybe even the personable Mr. Rayburn, himself. You know… just to tap into their jocularity, ingenuity and expertise.

As for whether I’ve established a head-to-head match (or more) and, if so, if any benefits will be long lasting (or not)… well… only time will tell. But there’s some good news… uh… I think. This graying, old coot has not been returning from the spirit world alone. Oh wow… methinks something’s afoot… the entity within is starting to emerge. Right now… as I’m typing these very words… everything is spinning… kinda like this…

Welcome contestants, one and all, to the virtual version of Match Game 20-20. I’m your new host, M.C. Grayburn.

Our rules have changed considerably. Each of you will have just one chance to correctly match 1 or more of our predetermined, 6 definitive responses. Obviously, the more you match the more points you score. Each winner’s grand prize will be priceless… the comforting confirmation that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking, non-consumer of the odious Orange Man’s toxic Kool-Aid™.

Even if you don’t match, fear not! You’re still a winner if your responses prove more clever than Match Game’s (which is highly likely). By the by, you’re highly encouraged to post such gems in the comment section, below!

That said, let’s play Match Game 20-20! You’ll now have 66 seconds to come up with the definitive response(s) to the following scenario…

Grayburn: The foot in mouth disease afflicted
Dumb Real Donald, is soooooo dumb…
Audience: How dumb is he?
Grayburn: he thinks the cure for his spreading toenail fungus is _______.

Let’s start up the “think music” while you mull this over… and no peeking below this clip’s turquoise hued partition!

The foot in mouth disease afflicted Dumb Real Donald, is so dumb,
he thinks the cure for his spreading toenail fungus is _______.

1. chug-a-lugging Purell™
2. gargling with Summer’s Eve™
3. popping Hydroxychloroquine™
4. toe amputation
5. branding it a Democrat hoax
6. denying its existence

Well folks, it’d appear there’s only enough time left to say, “NEVER TRY ANY OF DUMB REAL DONALD’S ABOVE, DUMB AND DEADLY HOME REMEDIES!” My thanks to all who played today!

M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20… Good-Bye and be sure to…

Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Match Game 20-20: The Reboot

For optimal effect, please be sure to playback the above clip now.

From 1973 – 82, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever (clairvoyant?) Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences. However… regrettable but true…

My stash of remaining YouTube Dumb Donald clips is now soooooo scant…
How scant is it?
I’ll now need to __________.

The “definitive” fill-in-the-blank response: create my own fill-in-the-blank scenarios.

Working towards that goal will require my conducting a mini-seance to summon the spirits of those dearly departed, bygone soothsayer writers, panelists, winning contestants… maybe even the personable Mr. Rayburn himself? I must  beseech them to bestow their expertise upon me. [playback clip below now] Maybe it’ll help if I zone out on that hypnotic, revolving Match Game light box… OH WOW… I can already feel my consciousness meandering, melding and merging with the spirit world…

Welcome, one and all to the virtual version of Match Game 20-20. I’m your new, gray-maned host, M.C. Grayburn.

A heads up, especially to longtime Match Game aficionados! The rules have changed considerably. Each of you will have just  one chance to correctly match 1 or more of the 6 “definitive” responses. Btw, the more you match the more points you score.

For each winner, your grand prize will be priceless… the comforting confirmation that you’re still a clearheaded, critical thinking, non-consumer of the odious Orange Man’s Cyanide and Valium laced, orange Kool-Aid™.

By the by, even if you don’t match any of the 6 possible responses, you could still be a winner if your response is or responses are more clever than Match Game’s. If so, why not post your gems in the comment section, below? And be sure to award yourself some bonus IQ points, too.

Soooooo… to recap, you’ll have 66 seconds to come up with the “definitive” response(s) to the following scenario…

Grayburn: The cheating, lusting for reelection
Dumb Real Donald is soooooo dumb…
Audience Query: How dumb is he?
Grayburn: he failed to realize his devious plot to
thwart the USPS’s timely delivery of Democrats’
mailed back, completed absentee ballots would
also slow up delivery of his _________________.

OK everybody… one last time, check out this episode’s scenario…

The cheating, lusting for reelection Dumb Real Donald is so dumb, he failed to realize his devious plot to thwart the USPS’s timely delivery of Democrats’ mailed back, completed absentee ballots would also slow up delivery of his ________.

Let’s now present the virtual cards to take a gander at the definitive answers… slow up delivery of his…

1. clown make-up
2. blonde hair-dye
3. Hydroxychloroquine fixes
4. mail-order bride(s)
5. campaign contribution checks
6. devotees’ absentee ballots

Well folks, it’d appear that our time is just about up. M.C. Grayburn for Match Game 20-20… Good-Bye and be sure to…

Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!