Fortune Cookie Blog (Head Games)

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A head turning, heads-up to each head up his ass, headstrong, hot headed,
empty headed, head case, heads will roll, head of state. If it’s your intent to
head off to your bathroom; to repurpose your golden head as the means to
flush your heady, national charter down the sewer, you’ll wind up in deep,
over your head doo-doo! Your countrywomen and men feel head over heels
love for liberty & justice; such adoration coursing far deeper than anything
they would ever feel for a narcissistic, Fascistic insurrectionist, such as you!
Some off the top of the head soothsaying, too. Yer effing with voters’ heads
will all come to a head on Election Day. Knowing of the ever-present danger
you pose, has afforded them the oomph for a head start. They’ll head off to
the polls; boot out yer butt & hand you yer political head on a golden platter!

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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To whom it may concern…

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To whom it may concern (be you many or few):
When you espy us, how do you construe?
Our X-OneNation, ISO its glue;
And devoid of its vertebrae, too.

How would you treat pseudo science reliers?
And defeat global warming deniers.
And anti-maskers; social distance defiers.
And all the rest of these wisdom decriers.

Would you deck out, all decadent folks?
Decked out in brown shirts or white hoods and cloaks.
Who’d reinstall OrangeMan; instill his hoax.
Who’d call on wild insurrection to coax.

How would you fight all who deepen each schism?
Out the “devout”, who flout their catechism.
Fire the pushers of each evil ism.
Devotee voters who’d fight FOR Fascism!

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Icky Specifics

 

‘Tween Trump’s ears is brick-brick-brick
‘Neath man boobs he’s thick-thick-thick
His brain cells don’t click-click-click
On uptake ain’t quick-quick-quick!

Trump’s pandemic; ick-ick-ick
Has made millions sick-sick-sick
Works not one damned lick-lick-lick
Our time runs out tick-tick-tick!

Trump’s a grabber; chick-chick-chick
In grrrls’ necks he’s crick-crick-crick
Lusts to dip his wick-wick-wick
Fems do brand him; prick-prick-prick!

Trump’s dictator; dick-dick-dick
Courts red staters; hick-hick-hick
Not blue voters’ pick-pick-pick
Out rear door we’ll kick-kick-kick!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fortune Cookie Blog (“for” and “to”)

 

Oh, the power of 2, tiny, monosyllabic words: “for” & “to”!
For instance, they’re quite helpful in assessing our rulers’
attitudes and agendas. For instance, 2 questions: What
do our rulers do FOR us? What do our rulers do TO us?