Doms ’n’ Subs (Fortune Cookie Blog)

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Paradoxically, electioneering wanton wannabes/dogmatic dominators;
screechingly & deafeningly demand constitutionally guaranteed, free
speech rights, YET, once empowered, they’ll absolutely abandon said
constitution; flat-out deny once inalienable free speech rights to all the
submissives who typically, recklessly opt to vote FOR ‘em; not to men-
tion all the autonomous who conscientiously opt to vote AGAINST ‘em.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Too Much To Ask?

Pandemic 101 Wisdom cannot be stated enough! Hence, this common sense recap…

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Be people vaxxed or unvaxxed, we can still shed ‘n’ spread the
batcrap crazy contagious Corona-V; which, in turn, proliferates
variants, which, in turn, could lessen the efficacy of the current
vaccines, which, in turn, will needlessly prolong this pandemic!
PLEASE prove you really care about humankind by heeding this
easy as pie, cover your nostrils/piehole; plus shelter ADVISORY:
Stay publicly/properly masked! Stay safe at home! Stay healthy!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Going Commando?

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Just as it’d be balmy for meteorologists to simultaneously report freezing
temps & advise we strip down to our skivvies [while in outdoor environs],
it’s just as crazy for virologists to simultaneously report Covid-19 variants’
feverish temps & advise we shuck our pandemic masks [in indoor venues].
When they command, “go commando” [uh, facially], it’s time to MASK UP!
Whether we’re vaxxed or unvaxxed, we can still shed / spread coronavirus.

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Hence…

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A++ i tudes ~ Fortune Cookie Blog

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When conscientious leaders have earned a wide latitude and lofty altitude;
all amidst the atmosphere of quietude & solitude, the situation’s magnitude
is highly conducive to converting aptitude, attitude, solicitude and fortitude
into dedicated problem solving; resulting in a society resembling beatitude;
thereby motivating the led citizenry to express their undying gratitude. too!

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Contrarianism: Fortune Cookie Blog

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Seeing how, against the backdrop of an ongoing global pandemic,
Uncompromising Contrarianism has now become the latest rage,
one would expect the infuriated riffraff to flat-out defy all rulers’
ill-advised doff mask decrees; instead, decide to wisely don them.

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Go’ing My Way? ~ Fortune Cookie Blog

From time to time, most content, posted on Freebie WordPress Sites,
will be sponsored by a certifiable quack, who promises his potential
patients that, if we pony up, he will, STAT, reveal his surefire method,
to completely empty our bowels! Folks, DO NOT empty your wallets!
Try my surefire method, instead; and it won’t cost you One Red Cent!
I’ve discovered the very notion of Donald J. Trump [1] taking out the
White House, come Inauguration Day 2025, [2] rolling out the tanks
all across the late great U.S.A. and [3] surging onward to trample and
trumple the whole world more than enuff to promptly send me Warp
Factor 10 speeding off to the nearest, possible outhouse. Give’r a Try!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Oceans of Tears

What a crying shame it is, that there are never supply chain breakdowns;
no shortages when it comes down to the worldwide distribution of hatred;
the root of all evil; the relentless driving force behind bloody warfare, gun
violence, police brutality, terrorist attacks, insurrection, vile acts of torture,
enslavement, homophobia, fascism, racism, casteism, sexism and ageism.
Let’s make this New Year the moment we start drying our oceans of tears.

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Cookie 1 of 2

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Digging out from global warming driven (un)natural disasters;
rebuilding up from Ground Zero after each freakish hurricane,
tornado, snow / ice / fire storm may appear courageous, BUT,
in actuality, this exposes top-down governmental cowardice.
Climate Change denier “leaders” bury heads/bury Earth, too;
race the human race (all 7.9 Billion people) toward extinction.

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Cookie 2 of 2

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Digging out from global warming driven (un)natural disasters;
rebuilding up from Ground Zero after each freakish hurricane,
tornado, snow / ice / fire storm may appear rational, BUT that
fails to get to the very heart of the cause & effect relationship.
We’re treating symptoms; failing to reduce Global Warming’s
fever which makes future catastrophes inevitable. This brings
to mind Albert Einstein’s genius / apt quip, “Insanity is doing
the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Goodwill

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A 30-year, now retired, retail veteran can still vividly relate recollections
of December’s mixed emotions; loving to help shoppers select gifts for
family and friends, yet, loathing greedy giftees’ insensitive intentions to
morph returns into cold cash refunds; often in the very presence of the
dismayed gifters. To this very day said salesperson cannot help but ask:
Whatever happened to gracious acceptance of tasteful useful presents?
Why are 2 basic, monosyllabic words, Thank You, so tough to come by?
Even if a gift is not exactly right, why not discretely donate it to charity?

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