Fortune Cookie Blog (frankness)

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“Don’t change horses in midstream!” is a political maxim / mantra that doth
not even begin to fully characterize the 2024 strategy of the (Un)American
Republican Party / Freak Show; hijacked by insurrectionist Donald J. Trump.
Stated far more frankly it’d read: “Don’t change horse’s asses in midstream.”

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Dodo Doo-Doo)

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Whenever harmful, hateful, hurtful, hoax loaded content rears its ugly head
in the form of Tweets, it’s akin to posters baring their ugly rear ends; taking
dumps in public. Seeing how both indecent exposure and public defecation
are against the law, when Twitter bans such violators of their Terms of Use,
it is to always promote ordinary decency; not impose inordinate censorship!

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Cheekiness?)

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To win the debate vs. COVID-19 spreaders, who defy public health rules,
it’d neither be cheeky nor tongue-in-cheek to state, “Resolved: The time
is ripe to reclassify both the nose and mouth as private parts. Were this
to occur, we could “pinch” (arrest) anti-maskers for Indecent Exposure!”

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Fortune Cookie Blog (I Voted?)

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The slots of the paper shredder and ballot box electronic tabulator
present quite the uncanny resemblance. Pity people, who dwell in
nations where Fascism trumps and tramples Freedom. When auto-
crats machinate, there’s absolutely no diff between these machines!

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Fortune Cookie Blog (The Evil “I”)

The oft heard maxim goes, “There’s no ‘I’ in the word ‘TEAM’”!
A variation of that wisdom goes, “Narcissists, who only think
in terms of ‘I’; who believe that only they can RUN the whole
shebang; oft add their ‘I’ to RUN; ergo they RUIN everything!”

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Fortune Cookie Blog (“4G” Flaws)

 

Be wary of banksters, who suffer a surplus of greed, guile, gall and
gangrenous gray matter; who penalize low balance account holders
by exacting exorbitant service fees that further lower their balances.
Ditto, those 4G flaws re predatory lenders, who punish folks earning
the lowest incomes; by socking them with the highest interest rates.
Same probs re home & auto insurance agents extorting the insured.

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (What Wall?)

 

Let us be damned sure to point out the barefaced hypocrisy
of the germ-o-phobe king with a wall fetish; who barebacks
it with porn stars & playmates; who doesn’t have our backs
when it comes down to walling off the deadly coronavirus!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Anger / Angst)

 

Have you heard the non-funny one-liner about the head-of-state,
who’s narrow-minded, thin-skinned and short-fused? He’d much
rather give us a piece of his mind, than establish peace of mind!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (image makeover)

 

Racist cops, who figuratively strip off their blue uniforms in favor of
flaunting Klansman white robes and hoods and/or Nazi brown shirts
should be decked (correction) be bedecked in orange jail jumpsuits.

 

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