Fortune Cookie Blog (A Rude ‘Tude)


There is no stronger, more compelling evidence of a leader’s bad attitude;
namely his mindless ineptitude & moral turpitude, than the flagrant lack
of his quietude; the absolute, sheer magnitude and snowballing plenitude
of his heated, repeated Tweeted & bleated denials of his character flaws!








Fortune Cookie Blog (1 John 3:2)


Absolve the “cookie-relevant” passage’s unavoidable Biblical Bias, but,
1 John 3:2 states: “And what we will be has not yet been revealed, but
we know that when Christ appears we will be like him.” Hmm, let us all
pray that Mr. C does not resemble DC’s Mr. T in any aspect, at all; that
mortal clowns, who strive to be DT clones, are redeemable aberrations.






Fortune Cookie Blog (40 ConWords)


Consider a confounding conundrum; the conduct of an inconsiderate, con-
ceited, condescending, bereft of conscience & contrition, archconservative
Conman. Consumed by ego, he’s perpetually ISO unconditional love/loyalty
from his confused constituents. Besieged by contorted & convoluted con-
victions, namely his hardcore contempt for the Constitution, he’s driven to
consort, consult & conspire with contemptible confederates & confidantes.
A confirmed control freak, he’ll post Tweetstorm conniptions & constantly
connive to conquer all who attempt to contravene. Consequently, it’s each
Congressperson’s sworn duty to condemn his misconduct; douse the ideo-
logical conflagration and, upon conviction, oust him from his oval confines.






Fortune Cookie Blog ~ (plan of action)


Truly visionary leaders would not squander revenue to build border walls.
Instead, they’d reallocate precious funds to build a global community cured
of its ideological, fiscal, medical & ecological maladies. Who’d ever need to
become homeland fleeing, asylum seekers, once we all love where we live?