Fortune Cookie Blog (Simple Living)

 

Oh, for the carefree Rabbit’s life! All the crisp, fresh greens
necessary to keep you nourished are there for the nibbling;
right ‘neath yer toothy, whiskered kisser. As for companion-,
ship, there’s so much to keep a bunny busy, it’d turn a grass
tokin’, freak flyin’, free lovin’, 60’s Hippie green with envy!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (postmortem)

 

Were we to dig up the dirt on the unsympathetic, opportunistic, parasitic,
stateside, politician freaks, who frequently downplay the seriousness of
their DIY pandemic, would we discover the whole kit and kaboodle to be
Stock Market invested (up to the old wazoo) in corporations specializing
in the manufacture of backhoes, cremains urns, coffins and tombstones?

 

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Messiah Complex)

 

Expect the autocrat, who suffers delusions of grandeur / godhood
to lord over his absolute power; trumped-up sense of omnipotence.
As such, that perve will get off whenever his life or death decisions
(or lack thereof) result in the loss of human life on a massive scale.

 

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Free Elections?)

 

IF a dense, defiant, dickhead dictator ever decided to dick up
free elections to disenfranchise voters; thereby denying them
their right to cast ballots that would boot his butt out of office,
THEN they’d have no other choice but to

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Back-To-School?)

 

Regardless of age, most K-12 kids are vastly smarter than nearly every, last
governmental egomaniac, medical quack & superintendent hack, who now
plots to [1] march them into crawling with Corona-V, crowded classrooms,
[2] sicken them/their entire families & [3] send ’em all to their early graves!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (dead-i-cation)

 

Diehard malcontents, who’re always “dying” to wrongfully
defend their right to go mask-less during a virulent, death
dealing pandemic, no less, could easily demonstrate their
dead-i-cation to such a sickening undertaking! Literally!!!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (War Criminal)

 

Let’s contemplate the enormity of Harry S. Truman’s
Amorality, Audacity, Barbarity, Insanity and Stupidity.
His Nuking of Hiroshima and beholding his wholesale
slaughter of humanity stirred neither second thoughts
nor qualms of conscience re his Nuking of Nagasaki!

 

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