Fortune Cookie Blog (Freedom)

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Both Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Press
must be sacrosanct, yet, not without constraint.
Be words roared from the rooftops with resolve
OR words penned into parchment with purpose,
as Hippocrates’ Oath alludes, First Do No Harm!

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Now that we’ve consumed today’s tasty Fortune Cookie, let’s turn our attention to the crumbs; i.e., the crummy entities who inspired its baking; the crummy bums who ARE doing harm.

We’re talking about the ideologically ORANGE shifted, streamers, broadcasters and bloggers, worldwide, who get off on sticking their collective nose into America’s business. As if their own homelands are WHAT?

  • So problem-free they’re yawning thru slow news days?
  • ONLY they possess the expertise to set America right?

My gawd, that’s both disingenuousness and hubris at its butt-ugliest.

Beyond that, their delusion-fueled notions of what constitutes “right” is nothing short of encouraging the Orange Menace to take another stab at the Oval Office, come 2024; an election where, win or lose, the vengeance seeking OrangeMan’s top priorities will zero in on burning down Democracy / America and the entire planet.

Both now, and for the foreseeable future, these meddlers, abroad, will continue to conspire with Stateside, ideologically ORANGE shifted, streamers, broadcasters and bloggers; the whole kit and caboodle determined to undermine what little progress President Joe Biden has made; to utterly roadblock what he has yet to accomplish.

And while, via re their surge in TV / Radio ratings and website hits, these pundits stand to flourish, the real America, which they’re hellbent on tearing asunder stands to flounder and fall.

See what I mean about crumbs?

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Fortune Cookie Blog (A$$hat$’ A$$et$)

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Dedicated to tightfisted, well-heeled mortals who’ve amassed
wealth, which they could not possibly piss away in 10 lifetimes:

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The wallowing in surplus assets, asshats’ daily,
waking lamentation: “Alas, so many solid gold
toilets, trinkets, trifles and toys; so little time.”

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Cultists)

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Cultists, who idolize the vain autocrat, need to understand
that their unconditional love can ONLY be unrequited love.
The closest he’ll ever come to acknowledging their devotion
will be his validating their sickening racism and every other
cancerous ism that sullies their heads and sours their souls.

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Protection)

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Ditching the mask, long before the end of the pandemic,
is akin to shucking the prophylactic long before the end
of the act, resuming the action, YET expecting all of the
pregnancy and disease prevention benefits to continue.

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Fortune Cookie Blog (frankness)

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“Don’t change horses in midstream!” is a political maxim / mantra that doth
not even begin to fully characterize the 2024 strategy of the (Un)American
Republican Party / Freak Show; hijacked by insurrectionist Donald J. Trump.
Stated far more frankly it’d read: “Don’t change horse’s asses in midstream.”

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Dodo Doo-Doo)

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Whenever harmful, hateful, hurtful, hoax loaded content rears its ugly head
in the form of Tweets, it’s akin to posters baring their ugly rear ends; taking
dumps in public. Seeing how both indecent exposure and public defecation
are against the law, when Twitter bans such violators of their Terms of Use,
it is to always promote ordinary decency; not impose inordinate censorship!

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Cheekiness?)

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To win the debate vs. COVID-19 spreaders, who defy public health rules,
it’d neither be cheeky nor tongue-in-cheek to state, “Resolved: The time
is ripe to reclassify both the nose and mouth as private parts. Were this
to occur, we could “pinch” (arrest) anti-maskers for Indecent Exposure!”

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Fortune Cookie Blog (I Voted?)

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The slots of the paper shredder and ballot box electronic tabulator
present quite the uncanny resemblance. Pity people, who dwell in
nations where Fascism trumps and tramples Freedom. When auto-
crats machinate, there’s absolutely no diff between these machines!

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Fortune Cookie Blog (The Evil “I”)

The oft heard maxim goes, “There’s no ‘I’ in the word ‘TEAM’”!
A variation of that wisdom goes, “Narcissists, who only think
in terms of ‘I’; who believe that only they can RUN the whole
shebang; oft add their ‘I’ to RUN; ergo they RUIN everything!”

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