Didja hear the one about…

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Didja hear the one about the rude, crude, unethical, mentally unbalanced Palm Beach, Florida restaurateur / chef / Trumper, whose specialty is plating nutritionally unbalanced, four course suppers? Seeing how his bon vivant patrons can only phone in their orders or go online; and how his home delivery crew apes their boss’s lousy ‘tudes, he’s aptly named his business venture:

Heels on Wheels*

*Cue the drummer’s rim shot!

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By the by, here’s the rundown on that Chef’s TO DIE FOR menu topper…

  • Primordial Soup (seasoned with sea salt; sorry, trilobites out of season)
  • Crunchy Hydroxychloroquine Tablet Salad (Ivermectin house dressing)
  • Raw Meat Chuncks Au Jus (dripping red blood / disinfectant marinade)
  • Marie Antoinette Devil’s Food (let ‘em eat) Cake (Iced by ex-ICE Agents)

Bon Appétit?

  • Truth be told, the above content is no joke because very little is laughable.
  • Not funny since it taps into DJT’s flawed character / failed régime’s polices.*
  • And, No Joke, NEVER try “cooking” that fake chef’s deadly recipes at home!
  • That warning to benefit the 1 or 2 folks who may take my joke too seriously!

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*To better describe the above “cuisine”: The unevolved, unenlightened Donald J. Trump remains the consummate anachronism. He has yet to socially distance himself / crawl out from the 3.7 to 4.0 billion years ago primordial soup; well, at least not in the same manner, which you and I have. Furthermore, just as the deadly pandemic was setting out on its deadly march across our planet, his televised advocacy of the NON-Covid-19 cure-all Hydroxychloroquine as well as injections of (FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY) chlorine bleach/disinfectants, little doubt, had caused more than one of his gullible toadies to needlessly get sick and/or “buy the farm”. While, to the best of my knowledge, he has not huckstered on behalf of the more recent FAKE faddish Covid “panecea”, Ivermectin, it’d be totally in character for him to do so. As for that main course, the in perpetual, insufferable campaign mode Trump, in serving up his raw, red meat, racist rhetoric, routinely triggers his rabid, bloodthirsty Nazi / Klansman rally attendees; motivates these hate mongers to commit violent acts against minorities. And, last, but not least, while his ordered 2017 strike against Syria was going down, Trump was actually shoving chocolate cake down his pie hole (watch him salivate whilst in reverie mode HERE). Re those ICE agents, his goon squads had physically / emotionally battered asylum seekers who didn’t measure up to reprehensible white supremacists’ narrow parameters.

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Prophylaxis? Panacea? Poppycock!

In spite of the FDA’s best medical minds emphatically contending that, in the fight against COVID-19, Hydroxychloroquine SULFATE is contraindicated, once again, snake oil huckster, dope pusher Donny is contradicting / defying them. That Oval Office quack has been doing an end-run around each and every ethical doctor… worldwide… to illegally prescribe… to misrepresent this anti-Malarial drug as some sort of COVID-19 prophylaxis / panacea.

Even worse, Dopey Donny is now actually boasting that he, himself, has been popping these pills… under the direct supervision of Commander Sean Conley, DO, USN (a.k.a. the White House physician). Perhaps DT is stupidly washing ‘em down with dangerous disinfectant, too? BTW… DO NOT DO THAT! NEVER, EVER DO THAT!!!

Hmm… IF TRUE… it would appear that Dense Donny is not the only quack at the White House. I mean, what reputable physician would ever flip-off his Hippocratic (do no harm) Oath, to permit anyone to so recklessly endanger his own health… maybe even jeopardize his very life?

If the Trumpster really is scarfing down Hydroxychloroquine, he has essentially morphed himself into a lab rat.

Check out the dark side of Hydroxychloroquine SULFATE… the partial list of the very scary, ofttimes deadly side effects (bold font indicates already existing Trump-specific side effects).

Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, headache, heart failure, shortness of breath, swelling ankles/feet, unusual tiredness, unusual/sudden weight gain, mental/mood changes, anxiety, depression, rare thoughts of suicide, hallucinations, ringing in the ears, hearing loss, liver disease, severe stomach/abdominal pain, yellowing eyes/skin, dark urine, muscle weakness, unwanted/uncontrolled movements, tongue/face twitching, hair loss, hair/skin color changes… etc. [Read More Here]

It’s those hallucination and mental/mood change side effects, which, in particular, could account for how and why the Trumpster actually (erroneously) believes he’s been doing a good job in battling the coronavirus / pandemic.

Of course, truth be told, there’s really no reason for anyone to be especially concerned. Seeing how, from Inauguration Day to December 2019, Donald J. Trump has told approximately 15,000 lies, why would his own drug use claim be any different?

Were Prez Pinocchio to ever come clean, might we then discover how heavily he’s invested in pharmaceuticals (inclusive of Hydroxychloroquine)?

Such a suspicion is not all that far-fetched, seeing how (in violation of the Emoluments Clause) Donald J. Trump has always used / abused his “presidency” to illegally profiteer. Were this specific scenario playing itself out, he would stand to make a figurative (maybe even literal) killing. All he’d need do is successfully sucker in and sicken his gullible voter base… i.e., convince them to pester to death their own physicians… high pressure them into prescribing the dangerous and deadly Hydroxychloroquine SULFATE.

Hell, would it shock anyone if ghoul Donny is heavily invested in funeral homes, casket / urn manufactures and (grave digging) backhoes, too?