Bumper Sticker Blog: Orange PileOn

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The orange X-prez, not fond of donning prison orange duds,
now bleeds the very system, which he & his bloody minions
revolted against, during his failed, bloody, January 6th coup!

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The Charter Cherry Picker

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Just how mucked up is Donald J. Trump’s head? One needn’t look any further than his love / hate relationship with Democracy; how he loathes the U.S. Constitution’s guidelines, which unequivocally establish and maintain our fair, free elections (inclusive of the certification of each Electoral College victor), YET, he can barely muster provisional love (at first sight) for the passages which unequivocally establish and maintain free speech and due process.

And even then, such love will be highly contingent upon whether or not HIS vast legions of unscrupulous litigators can somehow, some way, manage to subvert and fabricate such verbiage into a technicality; which will then metastasize into some sorta defense of HIS utterly indefensible, treasonous acts.

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Lest anyone ever forget, Trump had amassed HIS psychotic and sycophantic troops; ordered HIS private army of insurrectionists to attack the U.S. Capitol this past January 6th; to in one afternoon cancel out America’s nearly two and one half century existence.

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Wonder what the always obsessing over “cancel culture” hardcore righties would have to say about that, huh?

Returning to Trump;’s big-mouthed mouthpieces, should they fall, their client’s love affair will be akin to a one night stand; this all reminiscent of that twice divorced, thrice married cad’s riddled with infidelity, diseased, in the flesh “love life”.

The ever-present danger: Even one slap on the wrist reprimand of Donald J. Trump will not bode well. With nary a whispered commend, HIS troops will go on another rampage and, in all likelihood, their next battlefield won’t be limited, exclusively, to DC.

Nope, no one can expect such anti-Americans to comply with HIS “stand back and stand by” orders forever.

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A Mid-Termers’ Night* Nightmare

*2022 Election Night

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It’s said, “No fury Hell hath,
than cast off voters’ wrath!”
Pissed off go off the poll’s path
Beget ballot box bloodbath
Can’t Nan and Chuck do the math?

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While it’s highly unlikely that justifiably pissed off Democratic voters will ever vote for Republicans, they won’t be voting for Democrats either when they sit out the 2022 and 2024 elections.

Lackadaisical House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, have foolishly underestimated their constituents’ indignation.

They’ve also squandered the golden opportunities to not only bring to justice, punish and imprison the anti-American, insurrectionist, Fascist Donald J. Trump but have also permitted his sycophantic, enabling propagandists / history revisionists to successfully morph HIS deadly and destructive January 6th Capitol rioters and riots into harmless tourists on a sightseeing tour.

Nan’s and Chuck’s ongoing, unfathomable lethargy and unforgivable cowardice have already set the stage for Fascist Trumper Republicans to take back… strike that… take out the U.S. Senate and U.S. House of Representatives (come 2022) and White House (come 2024).

At present, the in critical condition United States of America is writhing in agony on its deathbed.

Our po’ed Founding Fathers have gotta be spinning in their graves.

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Postcard To Posterity

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Dear Citizens,

In Theory: a civilized enlightened society’s charter
grants and guarantees Freedom of Speech Rights to
All; blind-eyes demographics; even political stripe.
In Practice, The authors of such sublime covenants
will presciently, sagaciously, vigilantly and valiantly
smooth out their words’ wrinkles; lest the citizenry
foolishly misconstrue or malevolently misuse them;
lest anyone’s speech ever incite imminent, lawless
action(s) that’d overthrow said enlightened society.

Sincerely,
The Founders

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Sketchy Stick Figures

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Let’s draw out stick-figure, self-proclaimed princesses/princes
Their flaccid, hollow, sketchy, non-accomplishments’ pretense
Their ballyhooed success stories, that, once sunlight exposed
Play out as horror stories before spot-on, paupers’ eagle eyes

The snotty haughty squint down, upturned, scrunched snouts
They taunt, tout; trot out their I-did-it-so-can-you-too tutorials
Intended to edify us “slobs”; well aware of their discordant irony
How, sans a doubt, these swaggering snobs did NOT do it at all

It is the oft ill-gotten financial coups, that prop up uppercrusters
Their high-rise, high and mighty, solid gold, goldbricking lifestyle
All craftily set atop the preexisting foundation; Long Established
By their well-heeled daddies; the gaggle of countless ancestors

“Too big to fail” elitists, who trumpet untold, quasi-legal triumphs
Who frolic in obscene prosperity; traffic in ugly white supremacy
Believe their excrement emits freshly plucked daisies’ fragrance
When, in all honesty, they can stink up a privy with the best of us

The affluent know not of their nation’s heritage & core principles
Errantly reckon their flags’ thin fabric gauges patriotism’s depth
Chickenhawks all, who provoke needless, endless, win-less wars
To be fought not by the rich wolf, but by the poor sacrificial lamb

The opulent ilk swim in the cesspool of sycophancy and cultism
No questions asked, they’ll go on a raze the homeland rampage
At the drop of their fascistic, narcissistic sore loser hero’s red hat
The guilty exonerated/further emboldened by swim-mate judges

One would expect gratitude to waft off of the billionaires’ attitude
To swathe numbnuts feds who grant ‘em extravagant tax breaks
And top cops, who blind eye anarchists/scofflaws/usurers/grifters
But, not in a land where the hoity-toity always trump the hoi polloi

Let’s compare and contrast high society’s shallow Hallies & Hals
To trusty Janes & Joes who, for entire lifetimes, struggle & strive
To do everything ethically and strategically right, yet, in The End
Have little to show for our honest labors’ Blood, Sweat and Tears

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Dear Joe

Dear Joe,

Excuse my exasperation and skepticism, but, just what the hell is left for real Americans to hope for when the other side of the pandemic involves:

  • a looming, climate changed, unfit for humankind, scorched Earth
  • mass murderer targeted school houses, houses of worship, etc.
  • police departments seething with bigotry, brutality and militancy
  • the ever-deepening Have-It-Alls and Have Nothings chasm
  • our Supreme/Federal benches overloaded with hardliner rightie judges
  • workers forced to endure non-living wages and union busting
  • free, fair elections mucked up by anti-American state legislators
  • a U.S. Senate hamstrung by DINO’s, the filibuster and parliamentarian
  • the too lenient punishment of the January 6th terrorists / their leader DJT
  • an electorate comprised of up to 75 million who plot to re-empower DJT

Let’s not mince words. The apparently getting off scot-free (AGAIN) Donald J. Trump has a massive ego, which won’t permit him to pass up another bid for reelection and, come 2024, win or lose, he will wield the power to paint the town; paint America blood red.

In Victory: DJT, obviously, will regain command of the military and will wind up seated atop a nuclear arsenal as considerable as his ass, itself; such deadly power proving more than adequate to enforce his “official” overthrow of Democracy; thereby denying life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness / the entire American Dream to all (save for himself and perhaps his immediate family).

In Defeat: DJT will, once again, dredge up the trope that non-existent, widespread voter fraud had denied him victory and then, promptly rally / deploy his vast private army of domestic terrorists STAT; send these insurrectionists on a bat-crap crazy rampage / assault that’ll likely dwarf what real America witnessed (and barely survived) back on January 6th.

Mr. President, far be it for this man, who voted for you, to tell you how best to live up to your Oath of Office, but, in my (History) book, this is not a Kumbaya Moment; one where your affable, camp counselor / Mister Rogers personae and gentlemanly demeanor will suffice.

That’s about all the strength this true blue, peaceable, private citizen can muster, today.

I sure as hell hope and pray that, when needed, you can summon whatever it takes to keep the peace; to preserve, protect and defend our beloved America.

Wishing you / your loved ones all the best life has to offer,

Tom

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P.S. ~ Since early 2020, this is how I’ve been ending all my posts…

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Y a www XSive Xistence is UnYs

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Here’s why an online excessive existence is unwise:

Let’s say that we’re overly dependent on:

  • Streamed reportage to stay abreast of current events
  • Streamed music, movies and TV to amuse / entertain
  • Social networks to act as our digital photo repositories
  • E-commerce to purchase goods and peddle our wares
  • E-banking / E-bill paying to manage all of our finances

Now, let’s say that, someday, some devil-may-care electorate permits a cultist to rise to power; perhaps some narcissistic, fascistic, morbidly obese, bleach blonde, tousled hairdo’d dude with troweled on orange, clown make-up?

To keep it all real, what would stop that asshat from staging a coup d’état? Hey, it’s been tried before!

The top priority of any till-death-do-us-part type tyrant would be to sever all communication. And what could be easier than his throwing the Internet Kill Switch

The net effects of a net-less nation / world being:

  • Molded-over fake news; molded to flatter that Fascist bastard
  • A dispirited, disconsolate, alienated from loved ones populace
  • Consumers unable to secure life’s essential products/services
  • Entrepreneurs discovering their E-businesses shuttered tight
  • Frozen assets and the consequent inability to pay off creditors

There you have it folks. The unfed minds and bodies; unpaid mortgage/rent and energy bills would, quite literally, leave the huddled, miserable masses out in the cold.

In other words…

To abandon our in-print books, periodicals, newspapers, cardboard covered photo albums, in person theatrical performances / concerts, as well as brick and mortar businesses, could quite easily herald the demise of any robust, full-bodied healthy and happy society.

Exactly how far beyond that it could go, would depend, for the most part, upon the degree of the mercurial tyrant’s zealousness / doggedness.

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Another Caustic Acrostic

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Fascist Trumpers lead astray
Utter whoppers; bleat & bray
Civil Rights; they keep at bay
Killer cops; they still let play

Theocrats; they let prey/pray
Re climate woes; they naysay
Ugly insurrection is their way
MAGA dumdums join the fray
Pandemic’s ills? Here to stay!

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Take Out Orders

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As horrifying and dishonorable as Donald J. Trump’s (fortunately failed) coup d’état had been… still is… and shall forever be… we (who still cherish all the good things our Founding Fathers had secured for themselves and posterity) have been granted (at least) a twofold heads-up.

  • DJT’s hardcore cultist terrorists will follow his orders, unconditionally.
  • His bid for a 2024 reelection, WIN or LOSE, will be the death of us all!

Let’s do the pre-postmortem…

Victory means Trump and his legislative cronies will make gutting the U.S. Constitution of its 22nd Amendment their top priority. If they succeed, gone will be that stipulation (words to the effect): “Hey mister prez, once your second term is over, get the F out!” At that juncture, Trump, in the role of the till-death-do-us-part tyrant, will force the death of America.

Defeat means that, once again, Trump’s narcissism triggered, sore loser persona will re-emerge (if it had ever, even gone away in the first place). In his debilitated state of mind, he’ll reinstate his fraudulent voter fraud claim AND, with his outrage at its acme, he’ll bark out his Take Out Orders to his cultists; who, in turn, will do their damnedest to, on his behalf, force the death of America.

That sure as hell evokes a most unpalatable connotation to the mostly restaurant-specific phrase:

Take Out Orders

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The “n” and “nn” Homophones

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Be the homophones spelled with an “n” or “nn”, American society appears to be stuck with a most ungainly, uncompromising, temporal predicament.

Re that “n”, we find Einsteinian Canon precluding time travel to past eras; the type of good old days we’d find far more comforting; i.e, when compared to our present-day news cycles dominated by reportage of the Covid-19 pandemic, environmental ruin, no-win wars, threats to women’s rights / civil rights / human rights, police brutality, looming fascism, insurrection conspiracies, hyper-partisan politics and anti-vaxxers / anti-maskers / Karens (of all genders) gone wild.

In other words, be the historical accounts printed out between the covers of our official, honestly authored textbooks or handed down from generation to generation, via familial folklore (in the most myth-free sense of that word), we can only yearn for days of yore; not actually return to them.

Re that “nn”, we find the Trumpian Cannons. Oh, to be sure, we speaketh not of the literal cannons and cannonballs, but none of us should be whewing, “That’s a relief”, either.

  • We must NEVER forget how anti-American Donald J. Trump’s anti-American insurrectionists had violated and attacked the U.S. Capitol; had been armed with loaded handguns, shotguns and rifles; not to mention large-capacity ammunition feeding devices, stun guns, machetes, crossbows, Molotov cocktails, bats, flagpoles (with Old Glory still attached), crutches, skateboards, camouflage smoke devices, chemical sprays, fire extinguishers; not to mention zip-tie handcuffs and a hangman’s gallows; not to mention their weaponizing human excrement.
  • We must NEVER forget the resultant death and destruction, which Trump and his terrorists are totally responsible for.

And seeing how that rioting mob, in all likelihood, will be facing down little, if any, punishment; how no one (as of my posting time) has had the spine to haul Trump’s considerable Fascist fanny before even one honest to God judge, once again, as usual, we find that traitor to America giddily and WRONGFULLY claiming exoneration.

While none of these domestic terrorists have, in actuality, halted the hands of time, the net temporal effect is identical. It all distills down to how Donald J. Trump’s backwardness halts, dead in its tracks, nearly all advancement of American society.

So, let’s check out the damned Catch-22 in a nutshell…

  • Einsteinian Canon won’t allow us time travel to relive better days of yore.
  • Trumpian Cannons won’t permit us to travel normally ISO a brighter future.
  • Be it the “n” or “nn” homophone, our society stagnates in the here and now.

Factoring in how too damned many insufferable, alleged world leaders have been parroting DJT’s bleated, moronic, CYA catch phrases (e.g., “fake news” and “witch hunt”) AND have been aping his deplorable, despotic deeds, would the following be a foregone conclusion…

As goes America so goes the world?

Wherever we dwell, let’s do the utmost to prevent such a dreary, dreadful destiny.

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