A Golden Trump Tower in the Sky?


During yesterday’s U.S. House of Representatives floor debate leading up to last night’s impeachment of Donald J. Trump, Rep. Barry Loudermilk (R-GA) compared the fake prez to Jesus Christ. Said he (uh… Barry… NOT Jesus)…

“Before you take this historic vote today, one week before Christmas, keep this in mind. When Jesus was falsely accused of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity to face his accusers. During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats afforded this president in this process.”

Hmm… might fear of Jesus Trump’s Daddy (God?) account for Republicans’ reluctance to oust the sham prez?

Hmm… let’s break this down, thusly…

The Impeachment Hearings’ “Methodolgy”

• How could Trump possibly face his accusers when he flat-out refused to even show up to testify on his own behalf?

• Is it not true that the truth shall set you free? And if Trump is as “perfectly” truthful as he claims to be, what would he have had to fear, huh? Even if he believed the House to be stacked against him, he knew he could always count on U.S. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to bogusly acquit him… i.e., to whitewash / absolve “Jesus’s” White House sins.

The Impeachment Hearings’ “Theology”

• Based upon Loudermilk’s blasphemous tirade, I suppose we could, momentarily, play the Devils Advocate. Barry seems to be intimating that Donald Trump’s middle initial “J” now stands for what? Jesus? And by extension, that’d mean that his Daddy is God, right?

• Hmm… that doth sound a bit odd. I mean, someone of Donny’s “magnificence” would NEVER, EVER settle for second banana / Jesus Christ status. No, my readers, that megalomaniac would always deem himself entitled to godhood / top billing… seeing his name in flashing lights.

Hmm… I don’t know about you… but… if this is, indeed, the afterlife hierarchy that awaits us all, when I die, I’ll forgo that upward escalator ride to that golden Trump Tower in the sky. Instead, I’ll be opting to spend eternity in Satan’s Damnation!





Fortune Cookie Blog (who’d win in 2020?)


If a 35-year-old, native born American and lifelong U.S. resident,
came forth in early 2020 to announce He’s the second coming of
Jesus Christ and hopes to be America’s next President, were He
to receive the Democratic Party’s blessing as their nominee and
trump the dirty smear tactics of His wicked opponent, would the
Evangelical Christians vote for Him or re-elect You-Know-Who?