King Con: Quick Limerick #112

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King Con knows not, the diff ‘tween right and wrong
He reeks racism; seeks Fascism strong
He’s flabby and indolent
So crabby and insolent
He’d scare the crap out of his peer, King Kong

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BioPic Trailer: Quick Limerick #111

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To run down biopic: Dumbo Encumbered
Into our lives, orange white elephant lumbered
He’d trumpet sick, toxic isms
To dredge societal schisms
Caused Covid dolor and death; ‘cause he slumbered

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Help Wanted Ad ~ Quick Limerick 110

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Yellow rag stories reek like cheap cologne
Snag disrespect / disbelief; Yep, full-blown!
Distrust newspeak disjointed
You’ll not be disappointed
Daisy fresh futures await; Yep, our own!

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Which End Nears? ~ Quick Limerick 109

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Even pandemic pros can’t say for sure
Determine Corona V’s M.O. du jour
Might each variant, new?
Turn / tighten the screw?
Will Covid vaccines get trounced or endure?

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Maven v. Craven ~ Quick Limerick 108

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Pandemic Science; pure; ethical; analytical
Tackles life and death afflictions; critical
The maven class overrules
Crass craven overlord fools
Knows that medical must trump political

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Juneteenth Linked Quick Limerick 107

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Brutality fatalities bequeath,
Spirit world tips: Mucked up, racist cops seethe.
Till they get canned; do due time,
Skin tone, alone, becomes crime,
Blacks’ dying words will groan/gasp, “I can’t breathe.”

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George Floyd (One Year Later)

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All citizens, sentient and civil, mourn for George Floyd; of course
We know there’s no way in Hell, we could ever endorse
That white racist cop / horse’s ass; high on his high horse
Who said, “Whoa!” to due process; spurred undue deadly force;
Whose knee snuffed out life / justice; sans microgram of remorse

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For countless other such victims; we grieve, too, of course
Be our locale bustling metropolis or town branded “One Horse”
To depose cops, demented; is the Step One we endorse
Step Two, vet job seekers, well; to create principled force
For, unless cops can feel human, we’ll feel buyer’s remorse

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Wave or Cave? (1 Quick Limerick #106)

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Corona containment Qs to interject:
Are revamped rules sane, sage, safe and correct?
Our hello wave to truths solid?
Or jello cave to pols squalid?
Will covid resurrect or genuflect?

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Limer-ICK! (1 Quick Limerick #105)

The Fascist is hell-bent on human rights harmin’
His brown nosers act-out in freak show, alarmin’
Their mouths drool praise for Sir Grump,
Slick puckered lips smooch his rump?
And cheeky tongues morph into surrogate Charmin™?

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St. Patrick (1 Quick Limerick #103)

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A St. Patrick’s Day limerick, clean,
To remind us to think in terms green,
Keep Mother Earth in cool health,
Do not pursue too much wealth,
Avoid emerald envy, obscene!

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