OutFOXing the Free Press? (One Quick Limerick #025)

 

Kellyanne Conway spins yarns, tells HUGE fable,

The fact-based Free Press, she strives to disable,

Demands the press corps, concise,

Should all be FORCED to be nice,

Help her spread fake news the “prez” is smart/stable!

 

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Upstaging/Trumping Harvey (One Quick Limerick #024)

 

The reigning “prez” couldn’t rein in Harvey’s rain,

Nor self-praise downpours, which gush from his “brain”,

While the Deep South got battered,

Only he really mattered,

“Prez” made himself the “I” of hurricane.

 

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Nazi & KKK Anatomy Lesson (One Quick Limerick #023)

 

While soon-to-be Nazis and Klansmen gestated,

Their ill-fated D-N-A must’ve mutated,

Formed  ‘tween the ears bowels,

And weak sphincter’d scowls,

No doubt that explains their hate speech defecated!

 

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Birdbrain Bigots (One Quick Limerick #022)

 

Far, far more brilliant than bigots are birds,

Fowl scolds foul, with no need for words,

Rebel statues of stone,

Birds will not leave alone,

They’ll fly sky high, “bomb” all rock heads with turds!

 

 

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Domestic Terrorists (One Quick Limerick #021)

 

Let’s discuss Nazis, alt-right, Klansmen creeps,

A so-called prez, who doth call them “fine peeps”,

With nary one thought or frown,

They plot to burn the world down,

While ev’ry horrified, righteous soul weeps.

 

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Nasty White SupremaCysts (One Quick Limerick #020)

 

The base white supremacists, “prez” should abhor them,

But since they’re his party’s base, he does adore them,

His condemnation of hate,

Is not heartfelt, comes too late,

It took public outcry to make him deplore them.

 

 

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Grate… Not Great (One Quick Limerick #019)

 

 

Grump bullies non-WASPs / non-straights, spews his hate,

Deems rule of law / liberty second-rate,

In big biz world, he’s a glutton,

He’ll melt down, push “The Button”,

That irritant makes america grate.

 

 

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