Roy G Biv ReVisited

Dense whites don their dunce caps; hued bright M.A.G.A. red
Dumped greenbacks that buy ‘em; enrich orange, vain shithead
He claims to be stable; the Mensa / Alpha type fellow?
Yet, he’s ignorant snowflake; spineless, thin skinned and yellow
He fancies he’s dapper; just like dressed-to-the-nines thuggies
Shuck his brown shirts, white hoods / robes; to find adult Huggies?
He believes he’s devout? Hardcore bluenose? Damned tootin’?
Yet, he seethes purple passion; for porn stars / Vlad Putin
All in all, he’s swamp dweller; thru filth he keeps sloggin’
Fecal brown for grey matter; gets promptly swapped in his noggin

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America’s Return To Normal

Of late, my homeland’s head of state has been scratching his head; wondering: Why do so many (too many) Americans continue to flip off the proven SAFE and EFFECTIVE, absolutely FREE OF COST, Covid-19 vaccines? Why do they so easily rebuff the aired and streamed, slickly crafted / choreographed, smiley faced, Public Service Announcements, which are supposed to sell the BIG PROMISE; namely,… cue the drum roll / rim shot…

AMERICA’S RETURN TO NORMAL

Admittedly, there’s been insufficient time, wherewithal and staffing to comprehensively psychoanalyze the crap out of vaxxing’s paradoxical, flummoxed state of affairs. Ergo, at best, any attempts to do so will be limited to our gut trusting abilities. With all that in mind, let’s try running the following theory up the flagpole to see if it’ll fly…

• Could vaccine hesitancy, in part, be contact traced to the BIG PROMISE, itself?

These days, just WTF does “normal America” stand for? Alas… long exasperated sigh… in part…

• The (so far) too little / too late attempts to rein in climate change; the consequent destructive, deadly, frequently freakish weather patterns. Left unchecked, as early as 2050, such forces could render our world uninhabitable.

• The autocratic, avaricious Trumper Republicans; who only rise and stay in power due to their validating their base’s bigotry and enacting / enforcing illegal voter suppression laws (Jim Crowism, Gerrymandering, etc.)

• A gilded government of, by and for the obscenely wealthy; all at the expense of the middle class which has been rapidly plunging into poverty; the already impoverished class which has been getting their virtual atoms ground into the asphalt.

• An armed to the teeth, gun sick society; inclusive of seething with racism, swaggering with power, judge, jury and executioner cops slaughtering anyone with a melanin content exceeding lily white AND psycho snipers hellbent on shooting up houses of worship, school houses, workplaces, etc.

• The freak show cult, which still believes snowflake / flaccid Donald J. Trump’s flat-out, unsubstantiated lies about widespread voter fraud; namely, his domestic terrorists, who, back on January 6, 2021, on his behalf, had attempted to overturn free, fair elections and, in the process, overthrow the United States of America and forever install DJT’s fascistic régime. Left unchecked, at the mere drop of a red MAGA hat, these traitors will attack again.

Well, folks, a return to normal, SUCH AS THAT, will never serve as the impetus for folks to vaxx up. The need to do so will have to come from within each of us. Granted, long sigh, my parting pep talk will come across as simplistic, even a bit corny, but, the oft paraphrased maxim, “Where there’s life there’s hope” can become decent folks’ rallying anthem.

And speaking of decent folks, even the late Stephen Hawking incorporated that wisdom, thusly…

“However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. Where there’s life, there’s hope.”

Hey, even unspoken, such a sentiment did serve as the January 6th phrase that pays.

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Front Page Poem

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Fascists blur the facts / blither; alter and natter
Their backers sure slither; don’t falter to flatter

Fat cats squirrel obscene wealth; grow fatter and fatter
Peddlers ply shoddy wares; tricked out by shady patter

Hacks spew the news / views; akin to spin, din and chatter
Naysayers nix science canon; mix in clutter and clatter

Misogynists fiscally, physically batter
Gun nuts, oft reared “off target”, wind up mad as a hatter

Triggered psychos paint towns red; blood of victims they’ll splatter
Targeted scholars / chuchgoers; bite the dust; or must scatter

Police racists oft profile; don’t believe Black LIves Matter
Minorities flatlne; their freedom / justice doth shatter

Insurgents detest Constitution; their intent to tatter
MAGA morons on rampage; serve up upheaval on platter

Will we persist or perish? Corona cares not a smatter
From that microbe’s killer perspective, it’d opt for the latter

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No Joke

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Didja hear the one about the MAGA mad hatter & hater of all
ejumacation? Within mere minutes after his very first day in
Kindergarten began, he, first, cut class; next rushed down to
the principal’s office to query, “Is this where I go to drop out?”

See, my headline is the truth, whole truth and nothing but the
truth. Did I not tell you nothing about this post would be funny?

The way I typically end nearly all my blogs is dead serious, too!

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TRUE Blue v MAGA Red

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The true blue, who true love U.S., can attest
With sacrosanct human rights we’re, indeed, blest
Free speech and press, faith and peaceful protest
Liberty, fair play, The Dream, too, reach crest!

So, why do fools love goldbrick kings, second best?
To humorless birdbrains exclaim, “Be our guest!”
Fall hook, line and sinker for carrot-orange pest
Who infests his twenty-four karat gold nest!

That head case, head MAGA-man, manifest
Tweets, bleats, shits out each dictate / request
And once his red MAGA mad hatters ingest
U.S. they’ll bulldoze, burn down and molest!

Puppeteer / puppets both should face inquest
Their D.C. attack wasn’t legit unrest
Should Feds fail to show keen interest
Let’s opt for a citizen’s arrest!

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Mad Hatters and Haters

Seeing how the Trump Party “party hats”, which the white nationalist, Imperial Wizard fake prez traffics in, all bear the motto, “Make America Great Again”… a motto which is little more than his deplorable, “dog whistle” message “Make America White Again”…

Here’s a quick question to each of his diehard supporters…

Do you realize that your MAGA hat is little more than a Klansman’s white hood?

And a quick follow up question…

Is your MAGA hat even Made in the USA?