What Witch Hunts? (Quick Limerick)

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Fed Agents ain’t Don Trump’s slaves; they’re his master
Ain’t on witch hunts (tho, he’s wicked spell caster)
They coddled; offered reprieve
IF he’d just let ‘em retrieve
Top Secret Docs; that could spell nuke disaster!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Meet the Spokesroaches

Subtitle: Lax National Security’s Fallout

Nowadays… Stateside news cycles have been dominated by the terrifying reportage re the lawless misappropriation and squirreling away of America’s Top Secret documents; the prime. person of interest being a rogue (in title only) x-president; aka the avaricious, vindictive, narcissistic, hubristic, fascistic Donald J. Trump.

Ironically enough, throughout that ignoraNus’ (<— not a typo) tenure, he had demonstrated only a passing interest in such classified intelligence. So, why the sudden obsession now, eh?

Precisely 1 score and 1 year ago... worldwide news cycles had become dominated by the horrifying reportage of four hijacked commercial jets; three of the pilots’ kamikaze flight plans targeting and striking the WTC Twin Towers and Pentagon; the fourth mission thwarted when a throng of outraged passengers stormed the cockpit causing the plane to plow into a Pennsylvania field.

The massive death and destruction had all been (likely unwittingly) facilitated by the indefensible ineptitude, inattentiveness and indolence of a bygone (in title only) president, one George W. Bush; aka W. Oddly enough, that ignoraNus (<— again, not a typo) also had only a passing interest in top secret classified intelligence. But, soon after, he did con voters into believing his fake concern was genuine.

As most honest historians would remind, the hijackers’ “success” had partially hinged upon W’s failure; i.e., his tragic decision to, FIRST, pay no heed to his Oath of Office vow to preserve, protect and defend America; to, NEXT, also flip off his August 6, 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing; inclusive of the Top Secret (since officially declassified) document, ominously titled: Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US.

That such stark words had utterly failed to motivate him to take action, STAT, resulted in W squandering five week’s worth of invaluable time to prepare for the worst.

Hell, even most elementary school-aged gamers could’ve readily figured out hijacking was that terrorist mastermind’s probable game plan. and, bare minimum, would’ve fully realized it was high time to heighten airport / airliner security.

Granted, in all fairness, perhaps nobody could’ve thwarted 9/11; but to have not even tried?

Instead, W got caught with his Commander-In-Chief whitey-tighties down; his political impotence likely horrifying his handlers more than the actual attacks, themselves. In damage control mode, they concocted a makeover to firm up his flaccid image. Yep, enter stage right, the (pseudo superhero) Commander Guy; the calling all the shots Codpiece sporting Caped Crusader hellbent on “smoking out” Osama.

At that juncture, W’s one-two (below the belt) punches had involved provoking two needless, no-win wars (Afghanistan and Iraq) and browbeating most Stateside sheeple into submission (via his signing into law, the human rights gutting, Un-Constitutional U.S. Patriot Act).

As civility devolved further, into frothing at the mouth, boneheaded jingoism W, VP Dick Chaney, Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld, Torture Memo author John Yoo and a veritable rogue’s gallery of other Bush Administration sociopaths all seemed to get off on growing and sporting their War Criminal “horns” and “tails”; could barely contain their lust for indiscriminately inflicting pain, suffering and death.

Just about the only way anyone could possibly show any lenience towards genocide’s perpetrators and perpetuators and the torture chamber proprietors is if medical evaluations ever deemed them mentally ill.

As for the rest of ’em? Well…

“Under international law, crimes against humanity, war crimes, and genocide have no statute of limitations.”

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Their winding up on trial at The Hague would be a fitting fate, too; for any honest analysis of George W Bush’s Afghanistan and Iraq Wars would expose the oceans of needlessly spilt red blood and red ink. Check out the particulars:

  • W’s two wars slaughtered multiple thousands of soldiers
  • Caused the deaths of up to 1 MILLION innocent civilians
  • Laid waste to Iraq/Mesopotamia; the Cradle of Civilization
  • Plundered the U.S. Treasury of 6.5+ TRILLION DOLLARS!

That last on the list item involves taxpayer and borrowed money that could’ve been far, Far, FAR better spent to promote the advancement / enhancement of the lives of our entire human family.

To wrap this up… just as George W. Bush’s own mindless mishandling of classified documents led to a catastrophic breach in national security (9/11), there’s the distinct potential for Donald J. Trump’s (mindless?) mishandling of classified documents to end up with EITHER a similar OR substantially worse outcome.

That the Mar-a-Lago Maniac may have willfully and/or inadvertently allowed America’s nuclear secrets to fall into ENEMY HANDS, does leave one sensing a palpable, nationwide / worldwide, creepy undercurrent; make for one helluva dark cloud / mushroom cloud hanging over our entire civilization.

I cannot help but worry that with little to no advance warning, there’ll be deadly and destructive real world and/or cyber attacks. And once the fallout eventually settles?

To paraphrase the late Carl Sagan…

Who, then, will speak for Earth?

It’s conceivable that the survival of the fittest principle would then kick in; determine who’ll be ruling over the roentgen riddled, redefined roost. Perhaps it’ll be the irradiated / mutated into sudden sentience cockroaches who may be predestined to become Planet Earth’s historians / spokesroaches?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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A Back Door (Re)Entrance (NSFW?)

Preface: It’s becoming increasingly obvious that neither the Congressional Select Committee’s January 6th Hearings (into the insurrectionists’ attack upon the U.S. Capitol) nor the FBI’s and DOJ’s Investigation (into the classified documents dump at Mar-a-Lago) will result in even the slightest slap on the wrist retribution re Donald J. Trump; in spite of him signing into law, a 2018 bill which (re the latter caper), now brands him a suspected felon. It’s my consequent exasperation, which fuels the following essay; a blend of both farce and facts.

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Figuratively Speaking (hopefully it’s not literally)…

Donald J. Trump’s acolytes are, indeed, a peculiar breed; little more than compulsive ass kissers.

Moreover, Trump’s TV / Interwebs talking heads, all serving at the pleasure of the XXX-prez, are all afflicted by such severe cases of Head Up (his) Ass Syndrome that, were it not anatomically impossible, we’d become witness to these rabid, radical propaganda ministers regularly committing unnatural, physical acts.

How about fleshing that out, you ask?

Well, to properly set up the obscene scene, first, imagine a cheery tune tooting out from a circus calliope and, next, as the drama builds, quick as a flash, everything comes to a head.

Cue the Circus Ringmaster…

“Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up to see each lined up behind Donald Trump contortionist / hack journalist, get their one chance to, first, ram the ol’ noggin up the XXX-prez’s pooper and, next, in sync with the drum roll’s rim shot, pop out of his piehole!”

Hey readers, the time is ripe for our collective, “eeewwww!”

Setting asside [sic] that fanciful, farcical circus scene…

Let’s take a look-see at praise / power junkie, potentate Trump, who’d go to any EXTREME to score, anew, that potent POTUS “fix” / cop that addictive political buzz.

Uh-oh, looks like a weird side effect is starting to crop up. Let’s watch as Donny’s ego engorged head soon rivals the diameter of planetary orb, Jupiter. (If that condition lasts longer than four hours, Donny had better place his Perfect Phone Call to his pal, Dr. Oz.)

And, while that (alleged) quack is medically evaluating his patient, that’ll gives us a chance to do a check up on the following humorless, below the belt, partisan political ploy, which could actually result in Trump’s premature (by two years) Back Door (Re)Entrance (into the DC Beltway Scene)…

Alas, following the 2022 Midterm Elections’ disastrous defeat of Democrats…

  • Come January 2023, Republicans take back the U.S. Senate and House
  • Since a House Speaker need not be elected, Republicans appoint Trump
  • Malefic House Republicans trump up charges to impeach President Biden
  • Senate Republicans put Biden on trial, convict and boot him out of office
  • The House and Senate ditto this evil plot re Vice President Kamala Harris
  • 2nd in the line of presidential succession would be House Speaker Trump

Alas, if any of that above, 6-Step Premonition actually happens, that’s when the never punished Donald J. Trump will, once again, be in power; be free to enslave / punish nearly all 8 Billion souls of planet Earth.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Lemme know if there’s still hope?

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In a previous post… whilst speculating about Donald J. Trump’s motivation for squirreling away classified documents within his gaudy, golden digs (aka his unsecured, Mar-a-Lago, moat-less castle), the most logical conclusion turned out to be his insatiable greed.

ASIDE #1: Seeing how the bigoted, deplorable Dumb Donald (in the role of acting prez), had once spitballed the insane notion of dredging a moat all along the U.S. / Mexico border and, worse yet, stocking it with ravenous, razor toothed alligators and slithering, sharp fanged, venomous snakes; all fully capable of maiming / slaughtering any asylum seekers… well… one would’ve expected him to secure his own manor’s border in that manner; especially since he must’ve been aware of ex-FBI-er Peter Strzok fingering Mar-a-Lago as a foreign spy magnet; seeing how Chinese spy, Yujing Zhang, had actually, quite easily breached that very estate.

So… ahem… need anyone say anything more? Uh, make that a yes; do check out a few more details to my believable, Trump-sells-out America theory…

For instance, it’d be absolutely in character, were we to witness him auctioning off uber-sensitive state secrets to his highest bidders (aka his best buddies and America’s sworn enemies). In the end, he would not only wind up cashing in, avariciously, but also lashing out, revoltingly, against America’s 18th century Founding Fathers and the slew of 21st century investigators taking a look-see into his shady shenanigans, all of whom he detests deep down to his (allegedly) human DNA.

We’re speaking of investigators, such as the FBI’s Director (Trump’s own appointee) Christopher A. Wray and the Department of Justice’s Attorney General Merrick Garland. And lest we forget, Donny is also harboring a ferocious grudge against the [1] U.S. House Select Committee’s members (inclusive of two Republicans) who’ve been exposing every aspect of his nefarious January 6th attempted coup, [2] U.S. Congresspersons who had impeached him (twice), and [3] each and every American (I among them) who had wisely voted against him (both in 2016 and 2020).

In today’s post… whilst speculating, anew, I did come up with, yet, another scenario; how Trump could also, quite easily, further (ab)use these ill-gotten classified documents as LEVERAGE; playing these documents not unlike stay out of jail trump cards; his way, at least within his own (alleged) mind, of ensuring that, up till the very day he takes his final, Hell-ward bound, downward escalator ride, he’ll never, ever face down his long overdue, Earthly comeuppance.

ASIDE #2: Sadly, we could take little comfort, even were the FBI and National Archives to report they’ve retrieved and re-secured all of the missing top secret materials. Such a dubious claim would not preclude the all too real possibility that Trump would’ve had plenty of time to make photocopies and secrete them at… well… for now… only Donny and God know where.

ASIDE #3: Naturally, IF that “where” is where the sun don’t shine, it’d behoove the Feds to order up a colonoscopy. And, based upon Donny’s fondness for “burying” documents “at sea”, the FBI ringing up Roto-Rooter to ream out Mar-a-Lago’s sewer pipes, wouldn’t be a bad idea, either.

So, just how might that Trumpian LEVERAGE go down?

Well, suppose that one or more of these Top Secret documents would totally expose an American Achilles heel; instantaneously render the entire homeland vulnerable to full blown, nuclear attacks?

One could easily envision the temper tantrum throwing, retired fake prez, in full blown, male Karen mode; engaging in a ranting and raving stand-off with the Feds; his bullhorn mashed up to his (sink ships) loose lips, bleating out his terrorist demands.

Now, WHAT IF the one and only way to stop him from publicly revealing such vulnerabilities / avoid such a global holocaust, would be for the Feds to cave into the following, utterly unreasonable and insane, lemme-do-whatever-I-GD-please-or-else Trumpian terms / ultimatum…

You guys have absolutely no other choice but to…

  • forfeit/fork over all of Fort Knox’s gold to me,
  • reinstall me as a non-term limited president
  • cancel all future fed, state and local elections,
  • establish, in their stead, my Trumpian dynasty,
  • round up / lock up each and every Democrat
  • deport or execute all of the people I hate*

*non-whites, non-straits, non-binary individuals, non-Christians, atheists / agnostics, the aged and ailing, feminists, Democrats, liberals, progressives, critical thinkers, et al.

Alleged, mucked up thoughts from the alleged mind of Donald J. Trump?
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Long Sigh…

It’s damned near impossible to come up with anything even remotely resembling an “everybody lives happily after” epilogue to what already seems destined to become the final sentence of the final paragraph to the final chapter of American History.

WP Readers, please lemme know if you believe there’s still hope for better days within America.

PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Let ‘Em Eat Gas!

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When we consider the multiple, concurrent, top level, official investigations into fascistic, narcissistic, psychotic, moronic, demonic Donald J. Trump’s chronic, Anti-American activities, it’s likely that one of two scenarios have been playing out.

The truth seekers are…

  • EITHER methodically backing him into an inescapable corner.
  • OR, in actuality, these “detectives” are defective / feckless and, as such, once more, will never, ever punish DJT for any of his deplorable, demolish democracy plots.

Let’s flesh this out…

According to Attorney General Merrick Garland, the whole point of this past week’s FBI raid of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago digs was to recover box loads of highly classified, ultra-sensitive and totally unguarded, nuclear related documents. Repeat…

UNGUARDED NUCLEAR DOCUMENTS!

Check out this “hmm moment”. Might Trump’s possession of such top secret materials tap into his avaricious, vengeance based, anything-for-a-fast-buck intent to sell out America to his evil playmates / boy toys Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, et al?

Most assuredly, such a plot would be totally consistent to Trump’s MO. Lest we forget, he did order his MAGA minions to storm the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021; did attempt to overturn the 2020 elections, burn down democracy and wear out the White House welcome mat.

If the above mentioned investigators are truly dead serious about staving off the death of America, at the very least, via the U.S. Constitution’s 14th Amendment, Trump must be permanently barred from seeking / attaining elective office. It would not be a bad idea to forever forbid him from ever heading up any corporation, too. And to be on the safe side…

Ditto such retribution re the Trumpian crime family, as (w)hole, too.

Denying such corrupt entities their evil endeavors would make for quite the study of character (or lack there of). Hmm, to survive, might they buy into Ivanka Trump’s tone deaf, snotty, snooty “Find Something New” / “let ’em eat cake” ‘tude? Naw, truth be told, they’d likely wind up penniless, homeless, in tatters and cooking up rat shit to both feed themselves and stay warm.

In absence of this long overdue punishment…

Donald J. Trump can and will run for president again; where win or lose, he will take out America.

Look, let’s spell out a suitable, non-violent (yet retaliatory) MO; speak in the lingo that only fascist Trumps and their sycophants can understand.

Looming fascism is neither conducive to our sense of well-being nor to building consumer confidence. Unless / until there are reasonable assurances that freedom will prevail and inflation will fail, I, personally, do not intend to spend one penny beyond what’s necessary to purchase food / provisions and keep my dwelling’s electricity, natural gas and water flowing. As for filling up my car?

Let ‘em eat gas!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Lumbering Off to Mar-a-Lago?

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Donald J. Trump could still reach into his bag of dirty tricks, one last time, to defy the will of the majority of American voters, who ousted him at the ballot box. How would his machinations go down?

Well, for starters, he’d ratchet up his rabble rousing efforts; further inflame the preexisting, psychotic passions of millions of his minions; enraged cultists all, who are already protesting, on his behalf, against essential Liberty and Democracy.

Seeing how too damned many of Donny’s subversives are also itchy trigger fingered, armed to the teeth domestic terrorists, sooner than we could utter, “Civil War”, we’d be witness to its endless battlefield carnage.

At that juncture, Trump would simply sit back on his Fascist fanny and laugh his rump off. He’d feel enraptured, too; mainly because civil unrest, of that magnitude, would instantly afford him HIS perfect excuse to maintain his chokehold on power.

Via his declaration of Martial Law, he’d mothball the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate and postpone, indefinitely, Inauguration Day.

But, would tyrant Trump really be getting the last laugh?

Would Joe Biden even need to take his Oath of Office at the U.S. Capitol building? Could he not be sworn in anywhere? It’s true! As a nine-year-young boy, right on my TV, I watched Lyndon B. Johnson being sworn in aboard Air Force One; on 11/22/1963, the day of the John F. Kennedy assassination.

Seems to me that Biden, too, could be sworn in, oh, say, right at his humble home. And, from that point onward, he could carry out his presidential duties, straight from the resolute desk within his den; oh, say, over Zoom?

If there’s one thing Donny’s DIY pandemic has taught us all, one’s workplaces can materialize wherever / whenever needed.

Of course, Commander-In-Chief Biden would need to cover all bases, too; e.g., order the troops to cut off Donny’s supply lines, electrical power and, most importantly of all, sever every last damned White House, communication link to the outside world.

It would not be a bad idea to leave Donny a furled white flag on the welcome mat, too.

After all, once depraved Donny is deprived of his flat screen TV, Twitter / Internet connection and steady diet of fattening fast food, he’d soon be waving the flag of surrender and wind up lumbering off to Mar-a-Lago.

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Stay Publicly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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