The Dirty Joke is on US?

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Several of Stephen Colbert’s cracked jokes, on last night’s Late Show, found him, justifiably so, excoriating one of moronic Donald J. Trump’s appointed moronic judges AND calling out her idiotic “rationale” for ruling “that the CDC can’t mandate mask usage on public transportation.”

Quipped the comedian…

“The judge clarified her ruling; explaining, ‘Wearing a mask cleans nothing. At most, it traps virus droplets.’”

The increasingly incensed Colbert’s punchline…

“That’s the mask’s job, you dummy! So my droplets don’t get on you! That’s like saying, ‘This diaper is useless. Every time I put one on my baby it fills up with poop!’”

Stephen next outed (by name) and fleshed out the judge’s cruddy creds…

“The genius jurist behind the ruling is Judge Kathryn Mizelle, a 35-year-old appointed by the former president AFTER he lost the 2020 election. At the time Mizelle received a ‘not qualified rating’ from the American Bar Association and had never tried a criminal or civil case.’ … Immediately after the ruling, ‘all major air carriers, including American Airlines, Delta Airlines. United Airlines relaxed their masking restrictions; effective immediately.’”

In other words… as usual, fiscal fitness overrules physical fitness / good health. Looks like President Joe Biden’s campaign promise re allowing science, NOT politics, to set proper Covid-19 protocols, is getting Trumped AGAIN, eh?

All jokes aside, let’s get dead serious… from what I’ve been hearing, in the interim, ONLY if the CDC deems Mizelle’s ruling ill-advised will Biden go the litigation / appeal route; seek a smarter judge to obtain a much needed, court reversal / injunction.

MEANWHILE… there’s no harm in our always “erring” on the side of caution; i.e., by flat-out defying each and every Trump appointed, politicizing the pandemic, alleged jurist and certifiable ghoul. We all know the type don’t we; i.e. those whose main mission in life is to see us all die!

Would it shock any of us were we to discover further evidence that such sicko / psycho, courtroom robed bastards are heavily invested in funeral homes AND have been mixing business with pleasure; i.e., by getting off while compulsively fantasizing over the 2+ year long influx of Covid-19 cadavers?

MEANWHILE… for the latest serious, science based updates, do stay tuned to Stephen Colbert, as well as all other trustworthy comedians; they could, likely will, save thousands, possibly millions of lives.

MEANWHILE… do…

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Backward U-Turns Into Donnyland?

Constitutionally speaking, Donald J. Trump’s only legitimate path back to the White House is hitting the campaign trail, an Election Day victory and snagging, bare minimum, 270 electors.

These fun facts certainly make the prospects for his (most regrettable) comeback, by any other (non-violent) means, impossible; i. e., thwarts all Trumper cultists’ preposterous magical thinking that, presto-chango, President Joe Biden will be booted out, instantaneously, and Trump will be promptly reinstated / shoehorned in.

Hell, he’d have a better chance going the occult route; e.g., his evil, orange aura invading and snatching Biden’s body and mind (YIKES, talk about taking living vicariously thru someone else, to extremes, huh?).

Of course, DJT would not necessarily need any otherworldly connections to still cast a negative influence over Biden… and, of late, it’d appear that he has been doing so. Let’s explore this further.

Onward to the particulars, I’m speaking of Joe now espousing Donald’s proven disastrous, cobbled together, patchwork, 50 state approach to pandemic management. Check this out…

“There is no federal solution. This gets solved at a state level.”

President Joe Biden (Did Demon Donny make him say that?)

Biden Exorcism #1: Hey Joe, do you actually expect Republican governors, such as Florida’s Ron DeSantis and Texas’s Greg Abbott to solve anything when neither of these blithering idiots will, bare minimum, order their citizenry to mask-up?

Next up we discover the prez’s response to a reporter inquiring about Delta Air Lines’ laypersons coercing CDC MDs to halve the coronavirus quarantine period (from 10 down to a scant 5 days). Check this out…

“I rely on my medical team. I get a recommendation, I follow it.”

President Joe Biden (Did Demon Donny make him say that. too?)

Biden Exorcism #2: Joe, do really deem it wise to rely on recommendations when your “team” has been hijacked by airline moguls hellbent on prioritizing corporate fiscal health over individuals’ physical well-being? All Delta is interested in is fattening their bottom line, and if to do so, they need to drag their still Covid-19 infectious employees from their sickbeds, so be it. Hell, Delta’s notion of a killer 401K plan probably is working their people to death.

Biden Exorcism #3: Joe, deep down, you are a fairly decent, likeable guy. I even voted for you. Your having been a far better pandemic manager than your predecessor up to this point, is precisely what makes your above mentioned, backward U-turns deep into Donnyland so inexplicable; and yes, unforgivable.

Rely on backwardness and you will muck up your plans to conquer Corona-V / end the pandemic.

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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