Dumb Donald’s Comportment / Portrait

For optimal effect, prior to playing back the clip, above, read the set up, below.

Seeing how the Real Donald’s White House departure is slated for January 20, 2021 and my YouTube boycott will take effect as of tomorrow, January 1, 2021, I figured I’d do one final search thru that platform’s Match Game offerings, where the above recently uploaded clip popped up. To further set this up…

From 1973 – 82, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever (clairvoyant?) Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences… situations such as…

Hey, did you hear about Dumb Donald the counterfeiter?
He got caught because he put his _________ on every bill.

See what I mean? It’s as if the writers, panelists and contestant, Sharon, had already been aware of both Donald’s lifelong malignant narcissism and incurable criminality.

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Still Greenhorn Dumb Donald

For optimal effect, prior to playing back the clip, above, read the set up, below.

Seeing how the Real Donald’s White House departure is slated for January 20, 2021 and my YouTube boycott will take effect as of tomorrow, January 1, 2021, I figured I’d do one final search thru that platform’s Match Game offerings, where the above complete episode (#480) presented itself. Since the Dumb Donald scenario takes place right at the outset, all you need do is hit that ol’ PB button. I’ll leave it to your discretion / level of social isolating doldrums re whether or not to view the entire 20 min. clip. Soooooo, to further set it all up…

From 1973 – 82, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever (clairvoyant?) Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences… situations such as…

Rayburn: Dumb Donald is soooooo dumb…
Audience: How dumb is he?
Rayburn: After the Doctor told him to eat lots of
greens, Donald went out and ate a ___________.

See what I mean? It’s as if the writers had already been keenly attuned to both Donald’s horrific dietary choices and consequent excess kgs / lbs. We must also factor in how panelists Willie, Charles and Marcia’s responses had been linked to the Real Donald’s frittering away his hours on the links; to the absolute exclusion of properly protecting We the People from his DIY pandemic.

Seeing how, even now, at this late stage of his diseased régime, lame duck Donny has yet to say this, I’ll say this on his behalf…

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Dumb Donald Eats/Eats Up TV Fare

For optimal effect, prior to playing back the clip, above, read the set up, below…

From 1973 – 82, long before the Real Donald became a (four-letter) household word, we found the clever (clairvoyant?) Match Game writers submitting Dumb Donald scenarios for emcee Gene Rayburn to recite to the panelists, contestants and all who were playing along in the home and studio audiences… situations such as…

Rayburn: Dumb Donald is soooooo dumb…
Audience: How dumb is he?
Rayburn: Once he tried to _____ a TV dinner.

Soooooo… just how do the two Donalds… ahem… mindmeld?

Well, it’d appear that, on or before (episode air date) October 25, 1978, our uncanny writers must’ve made a psychic connection with Real Donald’s backward flowing emanations, which (just like everything else), tend to rapidly leak out from the White House’s Executive Residence.

As they peered into their crystal ball, they had to have gotten a dim view of… ahem… Donald’s personality… likely even caught him doing what he doth best… pigging out while vegging out in front of his big screen TV. And seeing how… to put this in shrinks’ parlance… that couch potato is so adept at “projection”, no doubt, his severe deficit of intellectual acuity, abysmal business acumen and wealth of physical lethargy must’ve influenced these bygone, 20/20 vision visionaries… sooooo much…

How much did it influence them?

Well, Real Donald actually wound up making Fake Dumb Donald even dumber.

How even dumber did Fake Dumb Donald become?

Match Game contestant Debbie Rich and the celebs will divine his low IQ and how that affected his behavior…. after a few words from “our sponsor”… Swanson’s TV Dinners… let’s watch…

 

Well, we’re finally back and guess what? It’s now time to watch our Match Game clip, too!

 

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