What Witch Hunts? (Quick Limerick)

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Fed Agents ain’t Don Trump’s slaves; they’re his master
Ain’t on witch hunts (tho, he’s wicked spell caster)
They coddled; offered reprieve
IF he’d just let ‘em retrieve
Top Secret Docs; that could spell nuke disaster!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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A Back Door (Re)Entrance (NSFW?)

Preface: It’s becoming increasingly obvious that neither the Congressional Select Committee’s January 6th Hearings (into the insurrectionists’ attack upon the U.S. Capitol) nor the FBI’s and DOJ’s Investigation (into the classified documents dump at Mar-a-Lago) will result in even the slightest slap on the wrist retribution re Donald J. Trump; in spite of him signing into law, a 2018 bill which (re the latter caper), now brands him a suspected felon. It’s my consequent exasperation, which fuels the following essay; a blend of both farce and facts.

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Figuratively Speaking (hopefully it’s not literally)…

Donald J. Trump’s acolytes are, indeed, a peculiar breed; little more than compulsive ass kissers.

Moreover, Trump’s TV / Interwebs talking heads, all serving at the pleasure of the XXX-prez, are all afflicted by such severe cases of Head Up (his) Ass Syndrome that, were it not anatomically impossible, we’d become witness to these rabid, radical propaganda ministers regularly committing unnatural, physical acts.

How about fleshing that out, you ask?

Well, to properly set up the obscene scene, first, imagine a cheery tune tooting out from a circus calliope and, next, as the drama builds, quick as a flash, everything comes to a head.

Cue the Circus Ringmaster…

“Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up to see each lined up behind Donald Trump contortionist / hack journalist, get their one chance to, first, ram the ol’ noggin up the XXX-prez’s pooper and, next, in sync with the drum roll’s rim shot, pop out of his piehole!”

Hey readers, the time is ripe for our collective, “eeewwww!”

Setting asside [sic] that fanciful, farcical circus scene…

Let’s take a look-see at praise / power junkie, potentate Trump, who’d go to any EXTREME to score, anew, that potent POTUS “fix” / cop that addictive political buzz.

Uh-oh, looks like a weird side effect is starting to crop up. Let’s watch as Donny’s ego engorged head soon rivals the diameter of planetary orb, Jupiter. (If that condition lasts longer than four hours, Donny had better place his Perfect Phone Call to his pal, Dr. Oz.)

And, while that (alleged) quack is medically evaluating his patient, that’ll gives us a chance to do a check up on the following humorless, below the belt, partisan political ploy, which could actually result in Trump’s premature (by two years) Back Door (Re)Entrance (into the DC Beltway Scene)…

Alas, following the 2022 Midterm Elections’ disastrous defeat of Democrats…

  • Come January 2023, Republicans take back the U.S. Senate and House
  • Since a House Speaker need not be elected, Republicans appoint Trump
  • Malefic House Republicans trump up charges to impeach President Biden
  • Senate Republicans put Biden on trial, convict and boot him out of office
  • The House and Senate ditto this evil plot re Vice President Kamala Harris
  • 2nd in the line of presidential succession would be House Speaker Trump

Alas, if any of that above, 6-Step Premonition actually happens, that’s when the never punished Donald J. Trump will, once again, be in power; be free to enslave / punish nearly all 8 Billion souls of planet Earth.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Lemme know if there’s still hope?

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In a previous post… whilst speculating about Donald J. Trump’s motivation for squirreling away classified documents within his gaudy, golden digs (aka his unsecured, Mar-a-Lago, moat-less castle), the most logical conclusion turned out to be his insatiable greed.

ASIDE #1: Seeing how the bigoted, deplorable Dumb Donald (in the role of acting prez), had once spitballed the insane notion of dredging a moat all along the U.S. / Mexico border and, worse yet, stocking it with ravenous, razor toothed alligators and slithering, sharp fanged, venomous snakes; all fully capable of maiming / slaughtering any asylum seekers… well… one would’ve expected him to secure his own manor’s border in that manner; especially since he must’ve been aware of ex-FBI-er Peter Strzok fingering Mar-a-Lago as a foreign spy magnet; seeing how Chinese spy, Yujing Zhang, had actually, quite easily breached that very estate.

So… ahem… need anyone say anything more? Uh, make that a yes; do check out a few more details to my believable, Trump-sells-out America theory…

For instance, it’d be absolutely in character, were we to witness him auctioning off uber-sensitive state secrets to his highest bidders (aka his best buddies and America’s sworn enemies). In the end, he would not only wind up cashing in, avariciously, but also lashing out, revoltingly, against America’s 18th century Founding Fathers and the slew of 21st century investigators taking a look-see into his shady shenanigans, all of whom he detests deep down to his (allegedly) human DNA.

We’re speaking of investigators, such as the FBI’s Director (Trump’s own appointee) Christopher A. Wray and the Department of Justice’s Attorney General Merrick Garland. And lest we forget, Donny is also harboring a ferocious grudge against the [1] U.S. House Select Committee’s members (inclusive of two Republicans) who’ve been exposing every aspect of his nefarious January 6th attempted coup, [2] U.S. Congresspersons who had impeached him (twice), and [3] each and every American (I among them) who had wisely voted against him (both in 2016 and 2020).

In today’s post… whilst speculating, anew, I did come up with, yet, another scenario; how Trump could also, quite easily, further (ab)use these ill-gotten classified documents as LEVERAGE; playing these documents not unlike stay out of jail trump cards; his way, at least within his own (alleged) mind, of ensuring that, up till the very day he takes his final, Hell-ward bound, downward escalator ride, he’ll never, ever face down his long overdue, Earthly comeuppance.

ASIDE #2: Sadly, we could take little comfort, even were the FBI and National Archives to report they’ve retrieved and re-secured all of the missing top secret materials. Such a dubious claim would not preclude the all too real possibility that Trump would’ve had plenty of time to make photocopies and secrete them at… well… for now… only Donny and God know where.

ASIDE #3: Naturally, IF that “where” is where the sun don’t shine, it’d behoove the Feds to order up a colonoscopy. And, based upon Donny’s fondness for “burying” documents “at sea”, the FBI ringing up Roto-Rooter to ream out Mar-a-Lago’s sewer pipes, wouldn’t be a bad idea, either.

So, just how might that Trumpian LEVERAGE go down?

Well, suppose that one or more of these Top Secret documents would totally expose an American Achilles heel; instantaneously render the entire homeland vulnerable to full blown, nuclear attacks?

One could easily envision the temper tantrum throwing, retired fake prez, in full blown, male Karen mode; engaging in a ranting and raving stand-off with the Feds; his bullhorn mashed up to his (sink ships) loose lips, bleating out his terrorist demands.

Now, WHAT IF the one and only way to stop him from publicly revealing such vulnerabilities / avoid such a global holocaust, would be for the Feds to cave into the following, utterly unreasonable and insane, lemme-do-whatever-I-GD-please-or-else Trumpian terms / ultimatum…

You guys have absolutely no other choice but to…

  • forfeit/fork over all of Fort Knox’s gold to me,
  • reinstall me as a non-term limited president
  • cancel all future fed, state and local elections,
  • establish, in their stead, my Trumpian dynasty,
  • round up / lock up each and every Democrat
  • deport or execute all of the people I hate*

*non-whites, non-straits, non-binary individuals, non-Christians, atheists / agnostics, the aged and ailing, feminists, Democrats, liberals, progressives, critical thinkers, et al.

Alleged, mucked up thoughts from the alleged mind of Donald J. Trump?
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Long Sigh…

It’s damned near impossible to come up with anything even remotely resembling an “everybody lives happily after” epilogue to what already seems destined to become the final sentence of the final paragraph to the final chapter of American History.

WP Readers, please lemme know if you believe there’s still hope for better days within America.

PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Let ‘Em Eat Gas!

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When we consider the multiple, concurrent, top level, official investigations into fascistic, narcissistic, psychotic, moronic, demonic Donald J. Trump’s chronic, Anti-American activities, it’s likely that one of two scenarios have been playing out.

The truth seekers are…

  • EITHER methodically backing him into an inescapable corner.
  • OR, in actuality, these “detectives” are defective / feckless and, as such, once more, will never, ever punish DJT for any of his deplorable, demolish democracy plots.

Let’s flesh this out…

According to Attorney General Merrick Garland, the whole point of this past week’s FBI raid of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago digs was to recover box loads of highly classified, ultra-sensitive and totally unguarded, nuclear related documents. Repeat…

UNGUARDED NUCLEAR DOCUMENTS!

Check out this “hmm moment”. Might Trump’s possession of such top secret materials tap into his avaricious, vengeance based, anything-for-a-fast-buck intent to sell out America to his evil playmates / boy toys Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, et al?

Most assuredly, such a plot would be totally consistent to Trump’s MO. Lest we forget, he did order his MAGA minions to storm the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021; did attempt to overturn the 2020 elections, burn down democracy and wear out the White House welcome mat.

If the above mentioned investigators are truly dead serious about staving off the death of America, at the very least, via the U.S. Constitution’s 14th Amendment, Trump must be permanently barred from seeking / attaining elective office. It would not be a bad idea to forever forbid him from ever heading up any corporation, too. And to be on the safe side…

Ditto such retribution re the Trumpian crime family, as (w)hole, too.

Denying such corrupt entities their evil endeavors would make for quite the study of character (or lack there of). Hmm, to survive, might they buy into Ivanka Trump’s tone deaf, snotty, snooty “Find Something New” / “let ’em eat cake” ‘tude? Naw, truth be told, they’d likely wind up penniless, homeless, in tatters and cooking up rat shit to both feed themselves and stay warm.

In absence of this long overdue punishment…

Donald J. Trump can and will run for president again; where win or lose, he will take out America.

Look, let’s spell out a suitable, non-violent (yet retaliatory) MO; speak in the lingo that only fascist Trumps and their sycophants can understand.

Looming fascism is neither conducive to our sense of well-being nor to building consumer confidence. Unless / until there are reasonable assurances that freedom will prevail and inflation will fail, I, personally, do not intend to spend one penny beyond what’s necessary to purchase food / provisions and keep my dwelling’s electricity, natural gas and water flowing. As for filling up my car?

Let ‘em eat gas!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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What the Hell Happened?

As I start typing this, 8 minutes into the 5 a.m. hour, both NPR stations “within earshot” of my radio are unable to access their network content. Their broadcast towers ARE active, but, they’re only transmitting dead air.

Hmm, were Donald J. Trump still calling all the shots, I’d be deeply concerned. After all, Phase One of any Fascist’s coup d’état is cancel culture; e.g. sever communication, silence the truth, etc.

Hmm, come to think of it, since President Joe Biden, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and Attorney General Merrick Garland (impotent leaders all) have utterly failed to hold perpetrator / traitor Trump accountable and imprison (or institutionalize) him for his January 6th attack of the U.S. Capitol, that X-prez is still calling all the shots. Ergo…

If not today, Trump and his private army could easily burn down America tomorrow… or maybe just in time for NPR’s All Things Considered non-broadcast to not cover that breaking news, this afternoon.

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Whew… crisis averted? It’s now thirteen minutes into the 5 a.m. hour and my NPR affiliates… CORRECTION… only one of these stations has restored a connection to NPR’s Morning Edition.

Nonetheless, tyrant Trump is still calling all the shots.

I’m curious as to how widespread this morning’s mysterious NPR outage was, So, if you had the same prob, or have experienced similar issues re accessing other aired and streamed liberal content, post a comment to briefly describe what happened.

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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We’re Already Being Denied Our Voice

If there is such a thing as justice, the late SCOTUS judge Antonin Scalia is burning up in HELL… an apt punishment for his participating in the (figurative)  gang rape / murder of Lady Liberty.

You see… Scalia deserves that fire and brimstone fate for he had been among the 5-4 archconservative majority of black robed bastards who, in the matter of Bush v. Gore, had corruptly handed over the Oval Office keys to George W. Bush on 12-12-2000… thereby disenfranchising the Florida voters and screwing over Al Gore. As a result, a firestorm of wretched events unfolded.

A quoted passage from my 03-03-2016 blog will rundown the particulars… list all the crap that went down during W’s admin. We the People wound up with an…

“…Orwellian NSA and MSM, banana republic elections, corporate citizenship, too big to fail coddled big biz failures, an upward redistribution of wealth, a “no child left behind” spiritless “teach to the test”, backward public school system, misogyny, theocracy, homophobia, xenophobia, environmental rape, foreign oil dependence, clucking / crowing chickenhawks, warmongering / war profiteering, needless, endless no-win wars, terrorist attacks, zero gun controls and warzone municipalities where even elementary school kids get shot to death.”

You see… Scalia ALSO deserves that fire and brimstone fate because he had, once again, been among the 5-4 archconservative majority of black robed bastards who, in the matter of Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission, had granted citizenship to soulless corporate entities on 01-21-2010… thereby opening the floodgates of corrupt money to bribe the candidates we see (by and large) listed on the GOP side of our ballots… thereby killing off free elections in America.

To summarize all the above… these are but two of the decisions where Scalia had “burned down” the America, which our Founding Fathers had intended for posterity… DOWN TO THE GROUND! That leaves me feeling P.O.’d… BIG TIME… and I’d certainly hope you are feeling that way, too.

These two Supreme Court decisions have far deeper ramifications, too. They’ve served to embolden present-day Righties who are now adamantly refusing to permit President Barack Obama to fulfill his Constitutional duty… to select none other than the late Antonin Scalia’s successor.

Our sitting President, in choosing Merrick Garland, a 63 year old political moderate, has demonstrated a level of compromise which one would think would appease Senate Republicans. Of course there can be no appeasement when dealing with tyrants, not even the facts that Garland is far past midlife and won’t likely see eye to eye with true blue liberals.

Call archconservative obstinacy and obstructionism a political conflagration or call it a political firestorm… but… we must… by name… call out the key, flagrantly partisan, posturing culprits. That’d be Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell R-KY and Sen. Chuck Grassley R-IA.

Those swaggering senators are giddy with their absolute power / gridlock over the Obama White House… indeed, the chokehold they exert over our entire nation. I’ll let both McConnell and Grassley dig their own political graves with their own words.

Be sure to hold your nose while McConnell takes this… his verbal bowel movement:

“The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. Therefore, this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new president.”

In the stall adjacent to McConnell’s, here’s what Grassley left in the bowl:

“A lifetime appointment that could dramatically impact individual freedoms and change the direction of the court for at least a generation is too important to get bogged down in politics. The American people shouldn’t be denied a voice.”

Here’s how 2016’s Democratic presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton responded… and believe me… she flushed that entire disgusting load of Republican verbal dung down into the figurative sewer… right where it belongs.

“We chose a president. We chose him twice. And now Republicans in the Senate are acting like our votes didn’t count and that President Obama is not, still, our nation’s leader.”

“He (Grassley) says we should wait for a new president because, and I quote, ‘The American people shouldn’t be denied a voice.’ Well, as one of the more than 65 million Americans who voted to re-elect President Obama, I’d say my voice is being ignored right now.”

Folks, in parting let me just state the obvious. Had Mitt Romney defeated Obama in 2012, by now, McConnell, Grassley and all the rest of their GOP senatorial brethren would’ve confirmed whatever monster the Mittster had handpicked to be Scalia’s black robed, bastard successor… and to borrow, modify and build upon a few of Grassley’s own words… that lifetime appointment would’ve negatively impacted individual freedoms and changed the direction of the court for at least a generation.

One final thing before I let you go…

Republicans are playing a dangerous game by flipping off the 65 million Americans who re-elected President Obama … that’s 65 Million with a capital M! Citizens may not vent their outrage this year… maybe not even in the lifetime of all who are alive today… but someday, when folks finally realize that they cannot effect change in an orderly manner… that’s when they’ll act in disorderly ways… and if necessary… that’ll rise up to and, perhaps, even be inclusive of a Second American Revolution.

True, our visionary Founding Fathers had thought they had covered all the bases necessary to permit a smooth transition of leadership within our representative form of government… but… then again… how could they have ever foreseen the likes of a Mitch McConnell and a Chuck Grassley?

Revisions posted 04/01/16 @ 12:34

VIDEO ADDENDUM… while the lyrics don’t enhance my message re Scalia… the imagery/instrumentation sure as Hell does. Enjoy:

This blog enhancer posted on 04/02/2016 @ 10:10