NSFW (expletives) Vid of The Day

My site’s goal is to keep expletives to the bare minimum. Were I given a choice of a squeaky clean version of the above clip, I’d have used it. So… why do I feature Mathew Hahn’s parody… AS IS? Because…

• the actual obscenity, here, is less about a few dirty words and more about the dirty deeds they describe.

• we do live in a society where peppered with salty language discourse will snag far more attention.

• considering how Donald J. Trump simply couldn’t resist rubbing out Iranian General Qasem Soleimani, we now find ourselves on the verge of a global, nuclear holocaust. And, what, pray tell, could be more obscene than that?

To be sure, it would take a slew of historians and psychiatrists, all specializing in Middle East cultures, to even begin to unravel all of the tightly interwoven, detrimental causes and effects, which have been tying up that region… from time immemorial.

Granted, Mr. Peabody’s narrative and Sherman’s astute conclusions… clocking out at a mere 4:18… can only address the more recent highlights… correction… let’s call these historical events America’s low-lights. Even so, these cartoon heroes (from my youth… maybe yours, too?) do point out the glaring, inescapable truth…

Multiple generations of American intruders, carrying baggage bulging with animosity and avarice driven, foreign policy, have royally mucked up the Middle East. Factoring in how the current Oval Office Occupant is building upon THAT rickety foundation…

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Is It Too Late To “Do The Other Things”?

We’re within mere days of the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11’s Neil Armstrong taking his “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind”… thereby becoming the first (known) human to set foot on the Moon.

Not long after that astounding technological achievement, we were told that the prevailing mood throughout America had changed. In short… it had morphed into…

“Been there done that! (insert yawn) Now let’s solve problems on Earth!”

Granted, that second sentiment could be deemed a valid point. However, I’d sure as hell like to know what problems we’ve actually solved in the past half century? What about this unresolved 1 – 2 punch…

• Vying, meddling, outsider asshat leaders are hell bent on conquering the Middle East.
• Environmental damage has become so severe that, by 2050, Earth will become uninhabitable.

Of course, there is an inextricable link between those bullet-pointed, seemingly disparate issues.

That link is us. Too damned many of us are oil junkies, which leaves our leaders little choice but to risk going to war with oil-rich nations… just to secure us our “fixes”. And once we “catch that buzz” and hit the road in our gas guzzlers and heat / cool our energy inefficient homes, we’ll also be stomping our massive carbon footprints all over the Earth… trampling it to death!

Folks, that’s effing pathetic. And while what I’m about to say may sound cliche… damn it… I’ll say it anyway.

If we can put a man on the moon why the hell can’t the white dove of peace, someday, soar through Earth’s clean, clear skies… not only over the Middle East but worldwide?

Truth be told… if we had wanted it to be that way… we could’ve made it so.

The tragedy… this could’ve been “mission accomplished” decades ago. Had we applied and expanded upon that same Apollo technology and resolve, by now we could’ve been depending on a planetary network of solar energy collectors, which spew zero Carbon Dioxide.

Had that happened, today’s news headlines would not be all about little boy Trumpian aggression escalating Iranian / American hostilities and small thinking Trumpian “clean coal” nonsense and negligence precipitating environmental ruin and the destruction / death of our entire planet. But we chose to do nothing this past half century.

So, is it too late to undo the damage? Well to do so would require a visionary leader. On May 25, 1961 President John F. Kennedy said…

“We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.”

That brilliant, insightful man could even foresee applying human know-how and resolve beyond our lunar ambitions. He actually said, “do the other things”!

“DO THE OTHER THINGS!!!”

A visionary President could reread Kennedy’s words… slightly revise and positively react to set a new goal:

“We choose to pursue Clean Energy Independence in the next decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.”

So who might that new, visionary leader be? Considering DC’s political climate change ever since January 20, 2017… no names come to mind.