And I Approve JB’s Message

Within the political arena, rarely, has so much been said in 10 seconds.

If this released almost in real time ad, involves Joe Biden’s own intellectual property, we can regard him as:

Clearheaded
Clever
Classy

Hmm… if this is any indication of JB’s quick on the uptake debating skills, he should be able to take full advantage of nearly every syllable exiting DJT’s piehole.

Hmm… perhaps Donny’s animal wrangler should feed him some pre-debate peanut butter to ensure his mouth is moving each time the offstage impressionist / ventriloquist throws his voice into the dummy; just to ensure he expresses himself in a (more or less) coherent manner.

Hmm… perhaps it’d be wise for Joe to read Donny his Miranda Rights beforehand, too…

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.”

 

 

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Dumb Donald’s Miranda Rights (Vid of the Day)

“Eons” prior to the Real Donald’s downward escalator ride and America’s corresponding, downward plunge, Match Game writers had created their Dumb Donald character and concocted oodles of situations for him to contend with. Seeing how whatever he touched would instantaneously, consistently and completely get mucked up, it’s almost as if they’d been able to foresee the Real Donald.

Game show host Gene Rayburn now presents one of his staff’s scenarios to his contestant, Genevieve…

“Dumb Donald was so dumb, when the police arrested
him, he used his one telephone call to call ________.”

ASIDE: The Real Donald would have virtually no one he could
contact. After all, most of his attorney cronies are incompetent
and incomprehensible… some of them are even incarcerated.
As for his estranged wife and strange kids, need we say more?

Anyhow, let’s PB the above clip to hear Genevieve’s response and find out how many celebs she’ll match.