Fortune Cookie Blog (Bulwarks? Bull!)

 

Holier-than-thou, conservatives do frequently claim they’re
the bulwarks of morality; the saviors of traditional marriage.
Yet, they’ll thumbs up the ideological orgy; be cozily in bed
with the unholy alliance of Big Biz, Big Gov and Big Church.

 

 

 

 

 

Fortune Cookie Blog (virtual morality)

 

The human mind houses our virtual morality ledgers; our good and bad traits
akin to credits and debits. Whenever we’re evaluating the political wannabes,
in essence, we’re auditing their books. So, be their pages stained in red ink;
be they doing their damnedest to bury their ledgers; never, ever elect them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday Sermon (One Quick Limerick #031)

 

If mankind strays too much, sins sans remorse,

Our cross Creator won’t have much recourse,

He need not play active role,

He’ll let us dig our own hole,

His destroy Earth job, TO US, He’ll outsource!

 

Since, in this liberated male blogger’s opinion, there’s no place for sexism in any religion… and remaining mindful of the fact that Theologians do claim humans are made in God’s image… we must not ignore 50 percent of 7+ Billion people.

 

If our race strays too much, sins sans remorse,

Our wise Creator won’t have much recourse,

She need not play active role,

She’ll let us dig our own hole,

Her destroy Earth job, TO US, She’ll outsource!

 

DISCLAIMER from the Department of Second Thoughts: I don’t believe a female God would ever be a vengeful God. Indeed, She’d behave far more evolved, exhibit far much more patience and empathy… and as such… would work far, Far, FAR more diligently at preventing humankind’s violent, self-destructive end.

 

You can access more original limericks, poetry and lyrical parodies by clicking onto my poetry category.