#MeToo vs. Kavanaugh ~ 1 Quick Limerick #063

 

Is “Judge” Brett Kavanaugh in a new bind?
A MeToo Woman adds voice, speaks her mind!
She claims, Brett the Yale yutz,
Dropped his drawers, exposed putz!
Bet Lady Justice thanks God she is blind!

 

Artists and sculptors typically portray Lady Justice as blindfolded… her covered eyes being symbolic of (what should be) jurisprudence’s fair and impartial treatment of the accused. And, yes, the accused Kavanaugh is entitled to such treatment. However, that fairness, most assuredly, must never involve a free ride aboard the beyond the pale, over the top, over the speed limit, Republican run train… complete with a blindfolded engineer.

IF…

The now two women’s allegations prove true… that’d mean that Republican runaway crazy train could easily… and wrongfully… railroad a sexual offender onto the U.S. Supreme Court bench.

Were that to happen, it be tantamount to these Righties pink slipping Lady Justice. While punching the time clock for the last time, out of anger, she might be tempted tear off her blindfold and toss it into their faces.

But… would that really be a good idea? Hell, Lady Justice, in keeping that blindfold, could make her the luckiest woman in America! How so? Think about it!

She’d never run the risk of Kavanaugh forcing her to see his pathetic junk dangling out from his torn open, black, “judicial” robe!

 

 

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Big Head ≠ Big Mind [1 Quick Limerick #062]

 

Let us assess the crass, ruling class creatures,
Know nothing, know-it-alls! Despotic screechers!
Big heads rarely think big,
That’s a big minded gig,
Big heads and big minds, are worlds apart features!

 

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226,000 Slaughtered Souls ~ 1 Quick Limerick #060 & #061

 

In nuking Hiroshima, Truman sure blew it,
The ghastly apocalypse sketch, he sure drew it,
Despite known death toll, pain and grief,
That calloused Commander-In-Chief,
Nuked Nagasaki, too! Why did he do it?

 

Said Englishman Alex Pope, “To err is human,”
(But) “to forgive, divine” (can be) undue, man,
Harry’s nuke revolution,
Warrants NO absolution,
Alda’s Pierce said it best, “To err is Truman!”

 

Yeah… I know… in posting 2 limericks instead of 1, I’ve (once again) strayed (slightly) from my above headlined premise / promise. But think of it this way… the monumentally wrong Harry S. Truman, who bombed out 2 times in 1945 (August 6th and 9th), could never be adequately dealt with in just 1 poem.

Re my 2nd quotation filled limerick… I thank both the centuries ago writer/poet Alexander Pope and the decades ago MASH teleplay writers for their inspiration. As for that specific “To err is Truman” line, these words had been quipped by actor Alan Alda’s character, Capt. Benjamin Franklin Pierce, M.D.

 

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Tweeted “Sheet” to Hit the Fan? ~ 1 Quick Limerick #059

 

From Tweetstorm crow’s nest, Don Trump doth address,
To warped warmonger stance, grants foes access,
Sec of State’s flip-flops / retractions,
Might not abate, stop reactions,
Trump’s self-made enemies, pissed, could aggress!

 

Oh… btw… I’m including an earlier version of #059, where I assigned the title “prez” and referred to the Secretary of State by name. Of course, I soon realized it’d be unwise to be so specific… owing to the ongoing Robert Mueller investigation and the present-day, White House’s toxic work environment / revolving door where staffers / appointees are here today gone tomorrow… where tomorrow could literally be TOMORROW!

 

From Tweetstorm crow’s nest, “prez” Trump doth address,
To warped warmonger stance, grants foes access,
Pompeo’s flip-flops / retractions,
Might not abate, stop reactions,
Trump’s self-made enemies, pissed, could aggress!

 

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DANGER! Unsafe Sex! ~ 1 Quick Limerick #057 & #058

 

At safe sex issues, he’s flippin’ off snubber,
He is foolhardy, has brain made of blubber,
He “dates” blond, porn star honeys,
And mates with, Playboy Bunnies,
Yet, wears no “raincoat”, made of latex rubber!

 

Spurned spouse will not hold his hand! She’s astute!
From her boudoir, does she give him the boot?
She knows his flings, with his cuties,
Could spread microbial cooties,
To be prepared, she should buy Hazmat Suit!

 

Yeah… I know… I’ve posted 2 limericks instead of 1. But think of it this way… the marriage of 2 people forms 1 couple AND the risky conduct of 1 can endanger the health… HELL… the very lives of 2.

Additionally… ever since America’s earliest days, presidents have been deemed role models to look up to and admire. Even though this is no longer possible, we can all still learn… that is if we FIRST deem him the perfect example of how NOT to live our lives and NEXT act accordingly.

 

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Today’s Gray’s Anatomy Tutorial ~ 1 Quick Limerick #056

 

The tyrant has thin-skin, thickhead, heart of stone,
His hostile eyes glower, he lacks funny bone,
He has entrails between ears,
Gas passes “thoughts” thru lips’ sneers,
He sits on reptilian brain, overgrown!

 

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Free Press vs. Fake Prez ~ 1 Quick Limerick #055

 

Dedicated to CNN journalist Kaitlan Collins

 

The fake prez loathes and gags the real free press,
Sure signs of an autocrat, rude, rudderless,
If he had conscience free, clear,
He’d not feel need to flee, fear,
Scribes’ Qs would not cause him any distress!

 

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Check out this earlier version of Limerick #055…

The fake prez loathes and gags the real free press,
Their valid questions cause him much distress,
If he had conscience free, clear,
He’d not feel need to flee, fear,
All he’s been hiding can’t be odorless!